好我是一个道德高尚的伐木工
待人总是彬彬有礼
那种连个跳蚤都不会伤的人
但是如果我碰到了
(创立于1977) 但是如果我碰到了
那个发明香烟的人 (创立于1977)
那个发明香烟的人
我要把那个王八蛋大卸八块
不是因为我自己不抽烟
(宾夕法尼亚地区-20支-2032工厂 混合淡味型) 感 谢 你 抽 烟 不是因为我自己不抽烟
我也不认为烟会伤到你的健康 感 谢 你 抽 烟 (宾夕法尼亚地区-20支-2032工厂 混合淡味型)
我也不认为烟会伤到你的健康
我抽了一辈子的烟可现在还没死呢
但是尼古丁把大家都变成了奴隶
(禁止卖给未成年人 蜂蜜烤制烟草) 但是尼古丁把大家都变成了奴隶
在舞会里还是牌桌上 (禁止卖给未成年人 蜂蜜烤制烟草)
在舞会里还是牌桌上
什么事都得暂停就为了抽根烟
(淡雅提神) 什么事都得暂停就为了抽根烟
(淡雅提神)
抽 抽 抽那根烟
(滤嘴 西班牙语) 抽 抽 抽那根烟
(滤嘴 西班牙语)
吸 吸 吸直到你被烟害死
告诉在在金门海峡的圣彼得
你很不愿让他等着
(额外混合) 你很不愿让他等着
可是你就是得再抽根烟 (额外混合)
可是你就是得再抽根烟
(滤嘴 滤嘴) 可是你就是得再抽根烟
(滤嘴 滤嘴)
(薄荷味 25支)
(高质量 额外的吸烟享受 烟草味 滤嘴旅程... 产于美国 香烟 20支)
(20支 A级香烟 产于美国)
(薄荷香烟 香烟工厂)
(超大号滤嘴)
(警告:外科学家确定...吸烟有害健康... 20支烟)
(20支烟 超级清淡 区别的是品质)
(20支滤嘴香烟 低焦油薄荷味)
(超柔和味)
不久前的晚上我有个约会 (超柔和味)
跟这个48个州中最可爱的女孩 (超柔和味)
跟这个48个州中最可爱的女孩
一个出身高贵的美丽城里小妞
好她对我说她爱我 而且对我来说...
一切都已水到渠成
(额外-30支-品质) 一切都已水到渠成
手牵着手 我们走着爱侣的小径 (额外-30支-品质)
手牵着手 我们走着爱侣的小径
(产于美国-20支A级香烟-羊驼牌 警告:吸烟有害健康) 她可不是个冰山美人
而且我们的接吻也十分顺利 (产于美国-20支A级香烟-羊驼牌 警告:吸烟有害健康)
而且我们的接吻也十分顺利
所以我想:这次一定成了
但我亲了一她下又蹭了两下
(超大号) 她说 "啊 太克斯 请原谅一下
可是我就是得再抽根烟"
抽 抽 抽那根烟
吸 吸 吸直到你被烟害死
(20支香烟) 吸 吸 吸直到你被烟害死
(20支香烟)
告诉在在金门海峡的圣彼得
你很不愿让他等着
(A级香烟 20支) 你很不愿让他等着
可是你就是得再抽根烟
(琼·兰丹美国著名访谈节目主持人) 琼
罗宾·威林格 Robin Williger.
他是一位来自威斯康星州拉辛的15岁高一新生 He is a 15-year-old freshman from Racine, Wisconsin.
他热爱学习历史 He enjoys studying history.
而且还是学校的辩论队里的成员 He's on the debate team.
罗宾的未来看起来非常非常光明 Robin's future looked very, very bright,
可最近 他被诊断出患上了癌症 but recently he was diagnosed with cancer,
一种非常严重的癌症 a very tough kind of cancer.
但是罗宾告诉我他已经放弃抽烟了 Robin tells me he has quit smoking, though,
而且他也不再认为香烟很酷 and he no longer thinks that cigarettes are cool.
我们今天最后的嘉宾是尼克·內勒 And our final guest today is Nick Naylor.
内勒先生是烟草研究学院的副总裁 Mr. Naylor is the vice president of the Academy ofTobacco Studies.
现在 他们是华盛顿特区烟草产业 Now, they are the tobacco industry's main lobby
的主要游说团 in Washington, D.C.
而内勒先生是他们的首席发言人 And Mr. Naylor is their chief spokesman.
会长 反青少年吸烟母亲协会
主席 肺部协会
首席副官 健康和人类服务机构
癌症男孩
我
在这个星球上 很少有人知道 Few people on this planet know
真正被鄙视的滋味是啥 what it is to be truly despised.
你能责怪他们吗? Can you blame them?
我靠为一个组织做策划谋生 I earn a living fronting an organization
一天就能杀死1200人的组织 that kills 1,200 human beings a day.
1200人 1,200 people.
我们说的就是俩架巨型飞机的客容量 We're talking twojumbojet plane loads
包括了男人 女人和孩子 of men, women and children.
(死亡人数:5百万) 我是说 曾有匈奴王阿提拉 I mean, there's Attila,
(死亡人数:3千万) 成吉思汗 Genghis,
(死亡人数:1亿+) 还有我 and me,
尼克·內勒 Nick Naylor,
香烟的脸面 the face of cigarettes...
尼古丁的桑德斯上校(肯德基老爷爷) the Colonel Sanders of nicotine.
这就是我工作的地方 This is where I work,
烟草研究学院 the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
它由七个绅士组建 It was established by seven gentlemen
(烟草产品与健康) 它由七个绅士组建 It was established by seven gentlemen
(烟草产品与健康)
你可能从C-SPAN(美国著名政论电视台)认得他们 you may recognize from C-SPAN.
这些家伙们很快认识到 如果他们准备去宣称 These guys realized quick if they were going to claim
香烟是不会上瘾的 that cigarettes were not addictive,
他们最好得有证据 they better have proof.
这就是他们依靠的人 This is the man they rely on,
(烟草研究协会 常住科学家) 叶哈德·冯·鼓登·蒙德特 Erhardt Von Grupten Mundt.
他们在德国找到了他 They found him in Germany.
我就不详细说明了 I won't go into the details.
他一直从事于检验 He's been testing the link
尼古丁和肺癌的关系 between nicotine and lung cancer
30年来 一直没找到任何确实的结果 for 30 years and hasn't found any conclusive results.
这人是个天才 The man's a genius.
他可以证明地心引力为误 He could disprove gravity.
然后 我们还有我们自己的专家 Then we've got our sharks.
(美国名牌大学联盟) 我们把他们从长青藤联盟的法学院里招募来 We draft them out of Ivy League law schools
然后给他们分时度假和跑车 and give them time-shares and sports cars.
(美国畅销法律小说家) 一切就象约翰·格里逊的小说 It's just like a John Grisham novel-
你知道 除了里面没有那些间谍组织 you know, without all the espionage.
最重要的是 我们有突发事件应对部 Most importantly, we've got spin control.
就是我进来的地方 That's where I come in.
我说话是可以拿钱的 I get paid to talk.
我没有医学博士学位或是法学学位 I don't have an MD or law degree.
我在找别人茬儿这方面倒有个学位 I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.
你知道那个能得到任何妞的男人吗? You know that guy who can pick up any girl?
我就是他 I'm him
疯狂吧 on crack.
这很明显是个热门话题 This is obviously a heated issue
而且今天我们是有很多事情需要讨论 and we do have a lot that we want to cover today.
尼克 你有问题吗? Nick, do you have a question?
琼 Joan,
"大烟草公司"究竟会因为失去这位年轻人 how on earth would Big Tobacco profit
而损失什么利润吗? off of the loss of this young man?
好了 我很讨厌去如此无情地设想 Now, I hate to think in such callous terms,
但是 若有什么不同的话 我们是失去了一位顾客 but, if anything, we'd be losing a customer.
这不仅是我们的希望 而且也是我们的最大利益考虑 It's not only our hope, it's in our best interest
使得罗宾能活下去来继续抽烟 to keep Robin alive and smoking.
- 真滑稽 - 让我告诉你些事情 - That's ludicrous. - Let me tell you something,
琼 请让我跟 Joan, and please, let me share something
在座的关注此问题的好观众们 分享些事情 with the fine, concerned people in the audience today.
这世界上的荣·格地 The Ron Goodes of this world...
希望罗宾·威林格死 want the Robin Willigers to die.
- 啥? - 你知道为什么? - What? - You know why?
这样他们的预算就可以上升了 So that their budgets will go up.
这完全不亚于利用他人的痛苦去做非法交易 This is nothing less than trafficking in human misery,
而你 先生 应该为你自己感到羞耻 and you, sir, ought to be ashamed of yourself.
我应该为自己感到羞耻? I ought to be ashamed of myself?
事实上 我们马上就要发起... As a matter of fact, we're about to launch...
一项价值五千万美元的商业活动 a $50 million campaign
目标就是劝说孩子们别抽烟 aimed at persuading kids not to smoke.
因为我认为我们都能达成一致意见 Because I think that we can all agree
世界上再没有别的东西比 that there is nothing more important
美国孩子们更重要的事情了 than America's children.
好的 现在呢 出现了一些 All right, now, that's something that
我们想了解更多细节的问题 we're going to want to know more about.
但我不得不稍事休息 But I have to take a short break.
别转台 还有更多精彩等待您 Hang on, a lot more coming.
五千万美元?你是不是疯了?! $50 million?! Are you out of your fucking mind?!
每个人都有个老板 Everyone has a boss.
BR恰好 BRjust happens
是我的老板 to be mine.
他从自动售货机界而来 He came from the vending machine world.
这使他变得很强硬 This made him tough.
BR这个名字是来自他在越南的旅行 The name BRcame from his tour in Vietnam.
那些知道这个名字意思的人都死了 The people who know its meaning are all dead.
说好了是五百万美元! The deal was five million!
五百万美元只可以让你得到些许地铁墙上的广告 $5 million will get you a couple of subway posters.
不会让任何人留下印象的 It's not going to impress anyone.
就是这么打算的 尼克 That's the idea, Nick.
不久你会感谢我的 You'll be thanking me soon.
这或许会让你变成个大新闻 This'll probably get you great press.
我得给总帅打个电话 看看这是否能成 I gotta call the captain and see if this is gonna fly.
滚回特区来 Get your ass back to D.C.
(50号公路东 华盛顿 乔治·华盛顿公园路)
(圣尤瑟娜西学校)
非常感激你能来 Thank you so much for coming.
内勒先生? Mr. Naylor?
轮到你了 It's your turn.
哦 Ah.
乔伊是个好聪明的小伙子 Joey is such a bright young man.
我们都希望能看到 We all look forward
他能从他那小世界中出来一点 to his coming out of his shell a little.
他有点害羞 He's a bit shy.
是啊 是她妈妈遗传给他的 Yeah, he gets that from his mother.
嗨 乔伊 Hey, Joey.
别毁了我的童年 拜托 Please don't ruin my childhood.
得了吧 乔伊 相信我 Come on, Joey. Trust me.
(你是做哪行的)
长大后 你们中有多少希望成为律师的? How many of you want to be lawyers when you grow up?
好 Right.
那么... How about...
电影明星呢? movie stars?
那么说客呢? How about lobbyists?
那个是什么? What's that?
是像电影明星的一种工作 It's kind of like being a movie star.
我就是干这个的 我靠说话谋生 It's what I do. I talk for a living.
你说什么呢? What do you talk about?
我代表香烟发言 I speak on behalf of cigarettes.
我妈妈以前抽烟 My mom used to smoke.
她说香烟能致死 She says that cigarettes kill.
真的吗? 那么 你妈妈是个医生吗? Really? Now, is your mommy a doctor?
不是 No.
那么是个科学研究员之类的吗? A scientific researcher of some kind?
不是 No.
哦 那么 她说话就不是很像 Well, she doesn't exactly sound
一个可信的专家了 是吧? like a credible expert, now, does she?
别沮丧 Don't feel bad.
听你妈妈当然没错 It's okay to listen to your mom.
我是说 听你们父母的话都是好事 乔伊 I mean, it's good to listen to your parents... Joey.
我所要建议的只是 All I'm suggesting
总是有人试着要告诉你 is that there will always be people trying to tell you
该做什么 该想什么 what to do and what to think.
大概已经有人这么做了 There probably already are people doing that.
对不对? Am I right?
是啊 Yes.
我在这里想说的是 I'm here to say
当有人想扮演专家 给你们说这说那时 that when someone tries to act like some sort of an expert,
你们可以问 "谁说的?" you can respond, "Who says?"
所以 香烟对人们好吗? So, cigarettes are good for you?
- 不! - 不 那不是 - No! - No, that's not...
那不是我想要说的 That's not what I'm getting at.
我是说你们应该学会自己思考 My point is that you have to think for yourself.
你们应该挑战权威 You have to challenge authority.
如果你们的父母告诉你们 巧克力是危险的 If your parents told you that chocolate was dangerous,
你们就会这样相信他们了吗? would you just take their word for it?
不会 No.
对了 Exactly.
所以 你们不要象乖乖羊一样听话 So perhaps instead of acting like sheep
当涉及到香烟问题时 when it comes to cigarettes,
你们应该自己去查明 you should find out for yourself.
好的 那么 Okay, then.
感谢内勒先生加入我们 Thank you, Mr. Naylor, for joining us.
每周 我们在伯特饭店里聚会 Every week we meet here at Bert's.
在一起 我们是首席发言人 Together, we represent the chief spokespeople
分别代表烟草 酒精 军火行业 for the tobacco, alcohol and firearms industries.
我们把自己称为MOD小组 We call ourselves the MOD Squad.
好 All right.
M-O-D 死亡商人 M-O-D, Merchants of Death.
(为美国自豪吧... 哎 我今天被毁了 So, my day's ruined.
为什么? Why?
(美国电视新闻节目 一周一次) 日界线节目上播了一段 Dateline's doing a segment
...因为我们有能用钱买到的最好的政府) 关于胎儿酒精综合症的节目 谢谢你 on fetal alcohol syndrome. Thank you.
宝丽为节制委员会工作 Polly works for the Moderation Council.
她14岁时不经意间成了个酒徒 A casual drinker by the age of 14,
宝丽很快就培养了 Polly quickly developed
(南密苏里酒精饮料部门) 一般爱尔兰码头工人才有的耐性 a tolerance usually reserved for Irish dockworkers.
在我们的世界里 她就是 In our world, she's the woman
使罗马教皇认可红酒的女人 that got the pope to endorse red wine.
(每日品酒家-勃艮第修女) (勃艮第:法国盛名葡萄酒出产地)
我们快全军覆没了 We're gonna get creamed.
有什么好主意吗? Any ideas?
我不知道 I don't know.
畸形孩子很难搞定 Deformed kids are tough.
我很幸运 自己产品在致人死地之前 只会让他们秃头 I'm lucky my product only makes them bald before it kills them.
你可以抱抱那些孩子 You could hug the kids.
他们不会让我抱孩子的 They're not going to let me hug the kids.
是谁制作那片段的? 唐纳德逊还是索亚? Who's doing the segment, Donaldson or Sawyer?
可能是索亚 Sawyer, probably.
你完了 You're fucked.
为什么? Why?
因为她会去抱孩子的 Cause she's gonna hug them.
看吧 如果你看到她要进去抱的话 Look, if you see her going in for a hug,
你可以把她打出局 在她之前先抱上那些孩子 maybe just box her out, get in there before she does.
(safety词义为安全) 鲍比·杰为SAFETY工作 BobbyJay works for SAFETY,
军火进步协会 - (ricochet) - The Society for the Advancement of Firearms
和青年有效训练 and Effective Training for Youth.
你想我微笑? You want me to smile?
在观看了肯特洲枪击事件的胶片后 After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings,
那时还只有17岁的鲍比·杰 应征加入了国民警卫队 BobbyJay, then 17, signed up for the National Guard
这样的话 他也可以去射大学生了 so he, too, could shoot college students.
(国名警卫队招募中心-10分钟后回来招更多的人!) 但是 国民警卫队的征兵人出去吃午饭了 But the National Guard recruiter was out to lunch,
所以呢 鲍比·杰最后改射巴拿马人了去了 so BobbyJay ended up shooting Panamanians instead,
他们和大学生差不多 which was almost as good as college students.
只是他们会开枪回来 Only they shoot back.
(用来测试驾驶人喝酒是否过量) 你知道 你可以唬弄酒精含量测定器 You know, you can beat a Breathalyzer
- 通过嘬些活性木碳片吗? - 真的吗? - by sucking on activated charcoal tablets? - Really?
也许我们应该把我们的宣传活动变成 Maybe we should change our campaign to
"若是你一定得喝酒开车 请嘬些活性木碳片" "If You Must Drink and Drive, Suck Charcoal."
好是好 但警察不会怀疑 Yeah, but don't the police wonder
为什么你们在嘬木碳片吗? why you're sucking on charcoal?
没有法律反对木碳片 There's no law against charcoal.
- 还没 - 还没 - Yet. - Yet.
爸爸 为什么美国政府是最好的政府? Dad, why is the American government the best government?
因为我们有无止尽的上诉系统 Because of our endless appeals system.
乔 你没把我刚刚说的写下来吧? Joe, you're not writing down what I just said are you?
乔伊 停会 Joey, stop for a second.
你作文题目是什么? What is the subject of your essay?
为什么美国政府是世界上最好的政府 Why is American government the best government in the world.
你老师出的题目? Your teacher crafted that question?
是啊 咋拉? Yeah. Why?
恩 我就先回顾一下句法的 Well... I'll look past the obvious problems
一些明显的问题 in syntax for a moment,
然后我会集中去考虑这问题的核心 and I'll focus more on the core of the question.
我意思是 第一 I mean, "A,"
美国有世界上最好的政府吗? does America have the best government in the world?
然后 第二 是什么因素来决定最好的政府? And "B," what constitutes a"best government"?
是犯罪率 贫困率 文盲率? Is it crime, is it poverty, literacy?
而美国 肯定不是最好的 And America- definitely not best.
也许都比不上大多数国家 Perhaps not even better than most.
我们是有个非常有趣的政府 We do have a very entertaining government...
爸爸 Dad.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你对"BS"术语熟悉吗? Are you familiar with the term "B.S."?
胡说八道 Bullshit.
对 非常对 Yes, exactly.
BS 如果我可以说的话 B.S., if I may, is what questions like the one
你们老师出的题目就是为了胡说八道 your teacher posed are made for.
因为即使美国有最好的政府 Because even if America had the best government,
也没什么方法证明这点 there'd be no way to prove it.
你要写多少页? And how many pages are you writing?
两页 Two pages.
两页 Two pages...
两页肯定证明不了 Definitely not in two pages.
那么我应该写点什么? So what am I supposed to write?
你想写什么就写什么 You can write whatever you want.
好吧 Okay.
写点... Write about...
写点美国令人惊异的能力 write about America's amazing ability
通过打破贸易关税来赚取利润 to make profit by breaking down trading tariffs
并把美国人的工作带到第三世界国家去 and bringing American jobs to Third World countries.
或者 我们在审判重罪人是多么善良 Or how good we are at executing felons.
这些都是正确答案 They're all correct answers.
我能这么做吗? I can do that?
看吧 乔伊 这就是辩论之美 See, Joey, that's the beauty of argument.
因为只要你正确地辩论 就永远不会错 'Cause if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.
爸爸 如果我在一小时内完成这篇作文 Dad, if I finish this essay within an hour,
我们能不能整晚不睡觉? can we stay up all night?
那是谈判 不是辩论 That's a negotiation, not an argument.
喔 康威 看 你做到了 Well, Conway, see you made it.
是啊 我猜那声音错了 Yeah, I guess that little voice was wrong.
我觉得好多了 I feel better.
我也觉得好多了 I feel a lot better, too.
事实上 我一辈子都没觉得这么好过 As a matter of fact, I never felt so good in my life.
来支香烟如何? How about a cigarette?
他有没有? Is he?
对 Yeah.
嗨 Hey.
尼克 你的监护期还差一次 对不对? Nick, you still own a watch, don't you?
吉尔 我不禁觉得 Jill, I can't help feeling
乔伊对他爸爸有些错误的看法 Joey's getting the wrong idea about his dad.
如果我可以花更多的一点时间 It would be great if I could spend
跟他在一起 一切会更好 你知道吧? a little more time with him, you know?
给他一个公平的 平衡的视点 To give him a fair and balanced perspective.
尼克 你有过足够的时间这么做 Nick, you had plenty of time for that.
现在 你是他的周末监护人 Now you're his weekend guardian.
此外 他还有布莱德 Besides, he has Brad.
他仍需要他的爸爸 He still needs his father.
尼克 Nick.
你有空吗? You have a second?
当然 布莱德 Sure, Brad.
尼克 你的工作还有其他的一切 Nick, your job and everything aside,
我希望你理解间接吸烟 I hope you understand that secondhand smoke's
真的会致命 a real killer.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我只是希望你能给乔伊提供 I just hope you're providing
一个无烟环境 我就是这意思 a smoke-free environment forJoey, that's all I'm saying.
布莱德 我是他父亲 Brad, I'm his father.
你是那个操他妈妈的人 You're the guy fucking his mom.
这没必要 That was unnecessary.
(菲利斯蒂尔佛蒙特州参议员 肺部协会) 谢谢你们 谢谢光临 Thank you all. Thank you all for coming.
烟草正走向战争的胜利 Tobacco is winning the war.
一场与我们孩子们的战争 The war against our children.
他们喜欢用卡通和标记来引诱我们的小孩 They like to use cartoons and symbols to hook our kids.
恩 现在我们有自己的标记了 Well, now we have a symbol of our own.
医生 Doctor.
(滤嘴香烟 有毒) 我的希望就是 在今年内 It is my hope that within the year
(吸烟会造成肺癌肺病肺气肿和怀孕问题) 每个在美国卖出的香烟盒上 every cigarette package
都应该有这个标记 sold in America will carry this symbol.
或许 那时 烟草最后会被恰当地 Perhaps then, cigarettes will finally be labeled
被标注为毒药 appropriately as poison.
我会在两周后 I will be holding a congressional hearing
举行一个国会听证会 to discuss the inclusion of the skull and crossbones
来讨论骷髅的内涵 in the next two weeks.
照常 我会发个公开邀请信 As usual, I extend an open invitation
给"大烟草公司" to big tobacco.
或许这次 他们会赏面出席 Perhaps this time they will grace us with their presence.
并作出回答 And their answers.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
发生了什么事情 大家? People, what is going on out there?
我看着这桌子 只看到了白旗 I look down this table, all I see are white flags.
我们的销售数字在全面下降 Our numbers are down all across the board.
青少年吸烟人群-我们的衣食父母 Teen smoking- our bread and butter,
就像狗屎雨一样的往下掉 is falling like a shit from heaven.
(此产品因消费者环境变化而更新频繁) 老天 我们不是卖Tic Tacs薄荷糖的 We don't sell Tic Tacs, for Christ's sake.
我们是卖香烟的 We sell cigarettes.
而且他们很酷 到处都有卖 而且上瘾 And they're cool and available and addictive.
我们都不用怎么工作了 The job is almost done for us.
这个环境保护者在挑战我们 This environmentalist is challenging us.
我们得有个回答 We have to have an answer.
我在问你们 I'm asking you,
(彼得潘中的钩子手海盗) 当这猪头把虎克船长放在我们的产品上时 when this cocksucker puts Captain Hook on our products,
我们他妈的应该做什么? what the fuck are we going to do?
- BR - 好 尼克 - BR. - Yeah, Nick.
如果我可以 If I may.
在1910年 In 1910,
美国一年生产100亿香烟 the U.S. Was producing ten billion cigarettes a year.
到了1930年 By 1930,
达到1230亿 we were up to 123 billion.
这之间发生了什么? What happened in between?
三件事情 Three things.
一场世界大战 A world war,
节食...还有电影 dieting... and movies.
电影? Movies?
1927 有声电影诞生了 1927- talking pictures are born.
突然 导演需要给他们的演员们 Suddenly, directors need to give their actors
一些事情做 当他们说话时候 something to do while they're talking.
卡里·格兰特 卡洛·隆芭德都开始抽烟 Cary Grant, Carole Lombard are lighting up.
贝蒂·戴维丝简直是个烟囱 Bette Davis- a chimney.
还有博加特 记得他和洛琳·白考儿l的 And Bogart- remember the first picture
(《夜长梦多》) 第一部电影吗? with him and Lauren Bacall?
哦 是...不太具体了 Well, yea... not specifically.
哦 她用摇摆着的舞步 Oh, she sort of shimmies
穿过了门 in through the doorway,
19 岁 19 years old.
纯洁性感 Pure sex.
她说 She says,
"有人带火柴了吗?" "Anyone got a match?"
然后博加扔给她火柴 And Bogie throws the matches at her...
然后她接住了 and she catches them.
世纪最伟大的浪漫情节 Greatest romance of the century.
如何开始的呢? 点支烟 How'd it start? Lighting a cigarette.
现在 在电影里抽烟的人 These days when someone smokes in the movies,
要么是个神经病 要么是个欧洲人 they're either a psychopath or a European.
好莱坞需要发出的信息是 The message Hollywood needs to send out
抽烟是很酷的 is smoking is cool.
(美国电视剧 与《老友记》相似) 我们需要《威尔和葛蕾丝》的演员 We need the cast of Will and Grace
在他们的起居室里抽烟 smoking in their living room.
阿甘在他的巧克力盒子间吐着烟气 Forrest Gump puffing away between his box of chocolates.
(电影《诺丁山》) 休·葛兰追回了朱莉娅·罗伯茨的爱 Hugh Grant earning back the love ofJulia Roberts
通过买给她最喜欢的牌子 她的维珍妮牌烟 by buying her favorite brand- her Virginia Slims.
大多数演员已经抽烟了 Most of the actors smoke already.
如果他们开始在银幕上抽的话 If they start doing it on-screen,
我们就可以让香烟重振雄风 we can put the sex back into cigarettes.
恩 是个主意 Well, it's a thought.
我本希望会有点什么更鼓舞人的东西 I was hoping for something a little more inspiring,
但至少你动脑子了 but at least you're thinking.
其他人 把你们他妈的脑子 Rest of you people, slam your fucking brains
往桌子上死命敲 against your desks
直到有用的东西出来 until something useful comes out.
那真是酷毙了 That was awesome.
谢谢你 Thank you.
尼克 你给召去了 Nick, you've been summoned.
总帅想见你 Captain wants to see you.
他看了琼访谈节目 He saw the Joan show.
他感想如何? What'd he think?
坐下班飞机到温斯顿-赛伦 Get your ass on the next flight to Winston-Salem.
大多数人都有这图象在脑子里 Most people have this image in their heads
烟草执行官们坐着喷气飞机满世界飞 of tobacco executives jet-setting around the world
在私人飞机上 一边吃着肥鹅肝酱 on private planes, eating foie gras
一边数着钱 as they count their money.
但不是我 Not me.
我喜欢跟人们一起坐飞机 I like to ride with the people.
了解你的顾客们 Know your clients.
我的顾客们把自己塞在小小的座位上 My people cram themselves into a tiny seat,
吃一片Xanax(抗忧郁药) 然后去梦想 pop a Xanax and dream of the moment
有一天能把脸埋进新鲜烟草堆里 they can stuff their face with fresh tobacco.
如果我能说服这些孩子中的一个 开始抽烟的话 If I can convincejust one of these kids to pick up smoking,
我的机票就给付清了 往返机票 I've paid for my flight-round-trip.
(我要活到100岁 越来越多的医生吸羊驼烟 羊驼烟-更贵重的烟草)
总帅是烟草界最新的伟人 The Captain is the last great man of tobacco.
他向世人介绍了滤嘴 就在... He introduced filters
(美国文章摘录杂志 每月一刊) 烟草第一次受到"读者文摘"抨击的关头 when cigarettes first got slammed by Reader's Digest.
后来 他成立了烟草研究学院 Later, he founded the Academy of Tobacco Studies.
这俱乐部是烟草男爵在1890年成立的 The club was founded by the tobacco barons in 1890
这样 他们就能有个地方 来远离他们的老婆 so they'd have a place to get away from their wives.
这里 总帅是个神话 Here, the Captain is a legend-
一个白手起家自力更生的人 a self-made man who started from nothing,
最终拥有了一切 and ended up with everything...
除了-显然地-一个儿子 except, evidently, a son.
尼克 我的孩子 Nick, my boy.
你恰好赶上喝东西 You're just in time for mud.
谢谢 Thank you.
坐那 对了 Sit down there. Yeah.
好 Yeah.
你知道做真正好喝的冰镇薄荷酒的秘密吗? You know the secret to a really good julep?
不知道 先生 No, sir.
你看 你把薄荷叶用大拇指 Well, you crush the mint
向下压到冰块上面 down onto the ice with your thumb
然后碾进去 明白了吗? and you grind it in, see?
这样就能释放薄荷醇了 And it releases the menthol.
恩 Hmm.
好 你知道是谁教我的吗? Now you know who taught me that?
不知道 先生 谁? No, sir. Who?
(古巴革命领袖 现任古巴总统) 菲德尔·卡斯特罗 Fidel Castro.
你记得1952年吗? Do you remember 1952?
先生 我1952年还没出生呢 Well, sir, I wasn't alive in 1952.
老天 我1952年正在韩国打中国人 Good Lord, I was in Korea shooting Chinese in 1952.
真的吗? Really?
今天呢 他们是我们最好的客户 Today they're our best customer.
下次 我们不用再打那么多了 会吗? Next time we won't have to shoot so many of them, will we?
不会 先生 - (chuckles) - No, sir.
1952是"读者文摘" 1952 was the year Reader's Digest
用所有那些健康方面的东西 把我们钉住的一年 nailed us with the whole health aspect.
就象丘吉尔说的 As Churchill said,
那或许就是我们开端的终结 that was perhaps the end of our beginning.
告诉我 Tell me,
你真的喜欢目前的工作吗 尼克? do you enjoy your current work, Nick?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
这很具有挑战性... It's challenging...
如果你能做烟草 你就能做任何事 If you can do tobacco, you can do anything.
是的 先生 我喜欢 Yes, sir, I like that.
你知道 尼克 你刚好让我想起 You know, Nick, you remind me
我像你这么大的样子了 just a little bit of myself when I was your age.
哦 谢谢 先生 Well, thank you, sir.
就象在琼·路登秀里 你做的那样 Like thatJoan Lunden show you did.
你本可以放弃 哭泣 道歉 You could have given up, cried, apologized,
但你没有 but you didn't.
你表现得很忠诚 You stayed loyal.
而且你还好好地治了那狗娘养的一下 And you gave it to that son of a bitch good.
我很荣幸 - (chuckles) - My pleasure.
好了 BR有个主意 Now, BR's come under the idea
我们应该贿赂一下好莱坞的制片商 that we should start bribing producers in Hollywood
让那些演员在银幕上抽烟 to make the actors smoke on screen.
你知道 就象以前 You know, like in the old days.
哦 那真是 恩... Say, that's, uh...
真是好主意 that's a great idea.
那BR真是聪明人 Smart man, that BR.
哦 是的是的 Oh, yeah, yeah.
而且忠诚 And loyal.
(奥多兰·菲利斯蒂尔 参议员)
(佛蒙特 切达干酪 越来越好)
是 先生? Yes, sir?
坐下 荣 Have a seat, Ron.
你瞧 荣 我不能到所有需要我去的地方 You, see, Ron, I can't be everywhere I'm needed.
这就是为什么我派你这样的人 That's why I send people like you
去代表我说话 to speak on my behalf.
当你们在那边的时候 你不是荣·格地 When you're there, you're not Ron Goode,
那个大概很讨朋友喜欢的人 the guy your friends probably like,
你是菲利斯蒂尔参议员的副官 you're Senator Finistirre's aide,
而你的名字真的不重要 and your name really doesn't matter.
那么 当 So, when
荣·格地在琼·路登秀上 Ron Goode acts like a complete asshole
做事像个彻头彻尾的傻瓜一样时 on the Joan Lunden Show,
我就成了琼·路登秀上的傻瓜 I am being an asshole on the Joan Lunden Show.
参议员 先生 他对我出言不逊就像... Senator, sir, he sprang on me like...
你到底在哪里找到癌症男孩的? Where in the hell did you find cancer boy?
他本来是很可靠的 He was supposed to be quite reliable.
肺委员会是他的介绍方之一 The Pulmonary Council was one of his references.
他妈的非赢利组织 Fucking nonprofits.
当你在寻找一个癌症孩子的时候 When you're looking for a cancer kid,
他应该是绝望的 he should be hopeless.
他应该坐把轮椅 He should have a wheelchair.
他应该说话有困难 He should have trouble talking.
他应该有个小小金鱼宠物 He should have a little pet goldfish
装在拉链包里到处走 he carries around in a ziplock bag-
绝望的 hopeless.
我道歉 先生 但如果不是 I apologize, sir, but if it wasn't
- 尼克·内勒的话 - 尼克·内勒? - for Nick Naylor... - Nick Naylor?
你别想拿他当借口 Don't you even think of using him as an excuse.
那人说谎就跟吃饭一样 The man shills bullshit for a living.
你是为一个牛逼的参议员工作的 You work for a fucking senator.
一位应该在烟草上强硬的参议员 A senator who is supposed to be tough on tobacco.
有点...自尊 看在上帝的份上 Have a little... pride, for God's sake.
这不会再发生了 先生 我保证 It won't happen again, sir, I promise.
好把 你可以回去了 All right, you're excused.
有时候 我觉得自己像个 Sometimes I feel like
哥伦比亚大毒枭 a Colombian drug dealer.
有天 我自己的外孙女 我的亲身骨肉 The other day, my own granddaughter, flesh of flesh of my own loins,
问我 "外祖父 香烟对人不好 asked me, " Granddaddy, is it true
是真的吗?" cigarettes are bad for you?"
我们得做些事情 尼克 We got to do something, Nick.
我想你是我们的人 I think you're our man.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
我想你负责这个好莱坞项目 I want you to work on this Hollywood project.
接下来几星期就去那边 把事情炒起来 Get out there the next few weeks, stir things up
然后直接向我汇报 and report directly to me.
先生 关于 Sir, about the,
那5千万美元 the $50 million.
反青少年抽烟的广告 Anti teen-smoking advertising.
哦 妈的 我真希望不要太有说服力了 Well, shit, I sure hope it's not too persuasive.
我希望 I hope.
尼克 Nick,
你现在是自己人了 you're family now.
烟草可以自己照顾自己 对吗? Tobacco takes care of its own, eh?
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
内勒先生? Mr. Naylor?
嗨 Hi.
嗨 欢迎来到烟草一号 Hi. Welcome to Tobacco One.
谢谢 Thank you.
头告诉我 今天给你点额外照顾 The captain told me to take extra special care of you today.
因此 如果我能做任何 So if there is anything at all I can do
让你的飞行航程更舒服的事情 to make your flight more pleasant,
请现在一定告诉我 you be sure and let me know now.
BR BR.
旅途愉快吗? Pleasant flight?
哦 你可以这么说 Oh! You could say that.
乘坐总帅的飞机来的 Came up on the Captain's plane.
哦 真是趟舒服的旅程 Oh, it's quite the way to travel.
我不知道 I wouldn't know.
不知道? 你从没坐过烟草一号吗 No? You never been on Tobacco One
那些座位 还有厨房 with those seats, that kitchen,
还有空姐 帝凡妮? that stewardess, Tiffany?
还没机会呢 Haven't had the chance yet.
哦 是么 那真得试试看 Oh, well, you really must try it.
这是旅行的唯一的方式 It's the only way to travel.
他认为你的五千万反吸烟活动如何? What'd he think of your $50 million anti-smoking campaign?
哦 那个五千万的反对青少年抽烟活动? Oh, the $50 million anti teen-smoking campaign?
是啊 Yeah.
恩 他叫我继续干下去 Yeah, he gave that the go-ahead.
哦 看来他喜欢你的主意 Oh, and he loved your idea
把香烟放回电影里 to put cigarettes back into movies.
- 那是你的主意 - 哦 是吗? - That was your idea. - Oh, yeah?
- 他肯定弄错了 - 恩 - He must have gotten confused. - Hmm.
是啊 不管怎样 他很欣赏那个主意 Yeah. Well, either way, he was pretty blown away.
好的 飞到洛杉矶 Right. Well, get a flight to L.A.
我会让你跟杰夫·麦格会面一下 I'll get you a meeting with Jeff Megall.
谁? Who?
好莱坞超级中介 Hollywood super agent.
开了EGO中介公司 全球娱乐事务所 Runs the agency EGO: Entertainment Global Offices.
这家伙确实是娱乐圈的 This guy is the entertainment business.
而你确实是香烟 BR And you are cigarettes, BR.
随便了 Whatever.
是啊 但这不是假期 这是学习经历 Yeah, but it's not a vacation, it's a learning experience.
而加洲是发展最快的洲之一 And California is one of the fastest-growing states,
它有整个国家最多的选民 it's got the largest number of electoral votes in the country.
我意思是 这对乔伊可能是次很好的旅行 I mean, this could be a very good trip forJoey.
你知道吗? 别耍嘴皮 You know what? Don't smooth-talk me.
你不会带他去观光的 You're not going to take him sightseeing.
你大概会 You're probably going
带他去某些肺癌研讨会 to take him to some lung cancer symposium
那里有个带着个电子声喉家伙告诉他 where a guy with an electronic voice box will tell him
他的爸爸是个恶魔 that his father is the devil.
这不公平 That's unfair.
不公平 佛吉尼亚如何? Unfair? What about Virginia?
佛吉尼亚如何? And what about Virginia?
你带他去了家香烟工厂 You took him to a cigarette factory.
不对 我带他去的是烟草农场 No, I took him to a tobacco farm.
这不是一样的东西 That's hardly the same thing.
本谈话结束 This conversation's over.
哦 妈的 Oh, fuck.
上周 我们有个不满的邮差 Last week we had another disgruntled postman.
当然 Of course,
(美国发行的主要日报) 一小时后 华盛顿邮报 an hour later the Washington Post
给我打了通电话--无神论的猪 is calling me on the phone- godless swine.
我对他说 恩 我说 I said to 'em, I says,
"好了 如果一架飞机因为飞行员错误失事了 "Now if a plane crashes on account of pilot error,
你会责怪波音公司吗?" do you blame the Boeing Corporation?"
漂亮 Nice.
- 说得好 - 谢谢 - That's a good one. - Thank you.
如果一个烂醉如泥的醉鬼开车把一个人撞了 If some booze-besotten drunk runs someone down,
你会去敲通用汽车公司的门吗? do you go banging on the doors at General Motors?
告诉我你没这么说过 Tell me you didn't say that.
你们有没有人听说过一个叫希瑟·荷罗威的记者? Have either of you heard of a reporter named Heather Holloway?
喔 是的 是的 爱尔兰人类型 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Irish type.
褐色头发 大大的蓝眼睛 Brown hair, big blue eyes.
好看的皮肤 Nice skin.
令人惊异的奶子 Amazing tits.
奶子 为什么奶子这么重要? Tits? Why are tits relevant?
恩 让我们看看 Hmm, let's see.
拥有世界一流奶子的记者 World-class tits on a reporter interviewing a man
采访一个知道内部信息的男人 这是很重要的 with privileged information are relevant.
如何 尼克? 你是个奶子男人吗? How about it, Nick? Are you a tit man?
别回答 是个陷阱 Don't answer that. That's a trap.
那得看是谁的奶子了 Depends whose tits.
看 别搞砸了啊 好吗? Look, just don't get screwed, all right?
鲍比 我想我能应付得了一个好看的女记者 Bobby, I think I can handle a good-looking girl reporter.
谢谢 Thank you.
希瑟·荷罗威 Heather Holloway.
尼克·内勒 "大烟草公司" Nick Naylor, big tobacco.
这合适吗? Is this kosher?
只要我能叫你希瑟 Only if I can call you "Heather."
尽一切手段 By all means.
那么 内勒先生 So, Mr. Naylor...
- 尼克 - 尼克 - Nick. - Nick.
让我们开始于 Let's start with...
一瓶82年的玛尔戈红酒 An '82 Margaux.
好的 好喝吗? Okay. Is it good?
好喝吗? 这会让你相信上帝的 Good? It'll make you believe in God.
那么 你文章关注的焦点是什么? So what is the focus of your piece?
- 你 - 真的? - You. - Really?
你想知道我是如何一个人生活的 You want to know how I live with myself.
不 我不认为那会是个问题 No. I don't imagine that's much of a problem.
我想知道的是 你如何看待自己 I want to know how you see yourself.
我是... I'm...
社会俩派之间的调停者 a mediator between two sects of society
把俩派尽量协调融合 that are trying to reach an accommodation.
很有趣 Interesting.
我另篇报道 认为你是个大众谋杀犯 My other interviews have pinned you as a mass murderer,
水蛭 皮条客 奸商 孩子杀手 bloodsucker, pimp, profiteer, child killer,
(雅皮士为年轻城市专业人员) 而我个人最喜欢的是"雅皮士恶魔" and my personal favorite "yuppie Mephistopheles."
哇 听起来真像篇均衡的文章 Wow, that sounds like a balanced article.
我还该跟谁谈? Who else should I talk to?
首先是5千5百万美国烟民 55 million American smokers, for starters
或者是美国烟草农夫 or perhaps the American tobacco farmer
他们不断被当做毒品走私犯对待 who is constantly being treated like a drug smuggler.
我确实计划好对一个烟草农夫谈话的 I actually do plan on speaking to a tobacco farmer.
好 Good.
他们是好人 泥土中的盐 They're fine people, salt of the earth.
尼克 你为什么干这行? Nick, why do you do this?
是什么激发着你? What motivates you?
你真的想知道? You really want to know?
恩 Mm-hmm.
真的? Really?
恩 Mm-hmm.
人口控制 Population control.
你真坏 You're bad.
每个人都有债要还 Everyone's got a mortgage to pay.
(为服从命令而违反道义的人的辩护) 雅皮士的纽伦堡辩护 The yuppie Nuremberg defense.
那么 还债就是生活主要目的了? So is a mortgage that much of a life goal?
恩 世界上99%完成的事情 好的或坏的 Well, 99% of everything done in the world, good or bad,
都是因为还债而去做的 因此 如果大家都去租的话 is done to pay a mortgage, so perhaps the world
这世界或许会更好 would be a better place if everyone rented.
那么 为什么你不租呢? Then why don't you rent?
恩 我也租的 Mm. Well, I rent as well.
- 真的? - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
我儿子和他妈妈 还有她的男朋友 My son and his mother and her boyfriend
住在我的房子里 live in my house.
我住在我的公寓里 I live in my apartment.
那么 尼克·内勒的公寓是什么样子的呢? What does Nick Naylor's apartment look like?
我不知道 没什么特别的 I don't know. It's nothing impressive.
上不了报纸的房地产版块 It wouldn't make the real estate section.
我能看看吗? Can I see it?
你想看看我的公寓? You want to see my apartment?
我很想看看 恶魔睡的地方 I'd like to see where the devil sleeps.
我知道你大概在想什么 I know what you're probably thinking.
是个坏主意 对吗? This is a bad idea, right?
我意思是 得了吧 I mean, come on.
还不是那么坏的主意 It's not that bad of an idea.
妈妈 为什么我不能去 Mom, why can't I go
加洲? to California?
因为加洲不是个...安全的地方 Because California's just not a... safe place.
而且 我不确定... And besides, I'm not sure it's appropriate
你爸爸带你去出差适不适合 for your father to bring you on a business trip.
对谁适不适合? Appropriate for who?
什么? What?
妈妈 是不是你把失败婚姻的挫折 Mom, is it possible that you're taking the frustration
发泄到了我身上? of your failed marriage out on me?
你说什么? Excuse me?
这次加洲旅行看起来是个极好的学习机会 This California trip seems like a great learning opportunity
也是个了解我爸爸的机会 and a chance for me to get to know my father.
但 如果你觉得把我当成 But if you think it's more important
来开导对你不再爱的男人 to use me to channel your frustration
的挫折感更重要的话 against the man you no longer love,
我能理解 I'll understand.
你如何说服她的? How'd you convince her?
是场辩论 不是谈判 It was an argument, not a negotiation.
这才是我的孩子 That's my boy.
(出售剧本)
(全球娱乐事务所)
尼克? Nick?
尼克 杰克 杰夫的助手 你好 Nick, Jack, Jeff's assistant. Hey.
你们飞机旅程如何? 有没有产生时差反应? How was your flight? Are you jet-lagged at all?
现在特区好像是2点 It's, like, 2:00 in D.C. Right now.
你知道吗? 吃些维生素B You know what? Take some vitamin B.
杰夫信赖那东西 事实上 Jeff swears by it- in fact,
我准备给你来一针 I'm gonna hook you up with an injection.
跟你一起的是谁啊? 你好吗 小子 好不好? Who's this with you? How are you, dude? What's going on?
你们以前来过洛杉矶吗? You guys ever been to L.A. Before?
你想到里面去杰夫的办公室吗? You want to head back toJeff's office?
事实上 我们的确应该这样 他是个守时的人 In fact, we probably should- He's a punctual being.
实际上 起先 我们的外部镜面窗玻璃有些问题 We actually had some problems at first with the exterior mirrored glass.
反射的太阳光造成了在威尔士街的一些汽车正面碰撞 The reflection of the sun was causing head-on collisions on Wilshire.
噢 那大家都没事吧? Oh, is everybody all right?
(电影制片公司) 是的 他们从派拉蒙得到了三份片约 我肯定他们会活着的 Yeah, they got three-picture deals at Paramount- I'm sure they'll live.
- 真漂亮的大楼 - 是吗? - It's a nice building. - Yeah?
告诉杰夫这点 好吗? Hey, tellJeff you think so, okay?
因为他对这大楼花了很多很多精力 'Cause he just put a lot of himself into this building.
你知道么? 确实看得出来 And you know something? It really shows.
你好吗 木宏? What's up, Hiroshi?
继续做 那沙地不会自个儿耙的 Keep going- that sand's not gonna rake itself.
好的 过来吧 这是我最喜欢的部分 All right, come here, this is my favorite part.
那里的那只值7000美元 That one right there? It's $7,000.
- 7000美元一条鱼? - 是啊 - $7,000 for a fish? - Yep.
有点会让你不想再吃寿司 Kind of makes you want to stop eating sushi,
但我猜你又还是得吃 but I guess you kind of have to.
你看到那里的那只白色大鱼了吗? Hey, you see that big white one right there?
(美国著名脱口秀主持人) 向你发誓 1万2 奥普拉送来礼物 Swear to you- $12,000, gift from Oprah.
(马修·麦康纳--当红美国电影明星) 这是个贵族礼物 自马修·麦康纳送来的 暖办公室用的 It's a Chamberlain-office-warming gift from Matthew McConaughey.
慷慨的礼物 Generous gift.
是啊 对了! Yeah. Right!
别理解歪了 马修是个非常有才能的个体 Don't get me wrong, Matthew is a tremendously talented individual
也是个极度正派的人类 and an extremely decent human being,
但 在杰夫带他之前 他不过就是张脸 however, beforeJeff took him on, he was a face.
(指他变得有名了) 现在他是个名字 Now he's a name.
你听到了吗? Do you hear that?
没有 No.
对了 Exactly.
嗨 尼耳 Hey, Neal.
尼耳 我准备用根尖锥把你妈妈钉穿 Neal, I'm gonna impale your mom on a spike,
然后把她尸体喂给我患梅毒的狗 and I'm gonna feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
哇 杰克 你耍到我了! Aw, Jack, you got me!
那家伙! That guy!
是个内部笑话 It's an inside joke.
正如你看到的 So, as you can see,
杰夫真的很爱亚洲的玩意 Jeff just really loves Asian shit.
坎迪丝 他准备好了吗? Uh, Candace, is he ready?
- 恩 - 太好了 - Mm-hmm. - Fantastic.
好的 乔伊 现在我准备带你爸爸进去 Okay, Joey, I'm gonna bring your dad in now.
你等待的时候 有没有什么我可以提供的东西让你消遣? Is there anything I can get you while you're waiting,
比如橘子汁或咖啡还是红牛? like an orange juice or a coffee or a Red Bull?
- 不用了 谢谢 - 好的 - No, thanks. - Okay.
哇 真是漂亮的办公室 Wow, it's a great office.
是啊 杰夫基本上设计了所有的一切 Yeah. Jeff basically designed the whole thing.
建筑师只是画了设计图 The architect just made the drawings.
杰克 够了 Jack, stop it.
下面你就会告诉他 Next you're gonna be telling him
我在棕熊队打什么位置 what position I played for the Bruins.
四分卫 Quarterback.
杰夫·麦格 Jeff Megall.
尼克·内勒 Nick Naylor.
内勒先生在这里想看看我们能否把香烟 Mr. Naylor's here to see if we can't get cigarettes
- 塞到其他人的手里 而不只是普通的俄阿坏 - 当然 - into the hands of somebody other than the usual RAVs. - Sure.
- 俄阿坏? - 俄罗斯人 阿拉伯人和坏人 - RAVs? - Russians, Arabs and Villains.
哦 恩 对 我想这就是我在这里的原因 Oh, well, then yes, I guess that is why I'm here.
好的 我想我们能帮助你 Good. I think we can help.
(公司向电影电视出资而放产品在其中) 杰夫创造了产品置入 Jeff invented product placement.
我想我得问问 恩... I feel I have to ask, uh...
你是不是关心 恩... Are you concerned at all about the, um...
关心健康要素? about the health element?
我不是医生 我是个促进人 I'm not a doctor, I'm a facilitator.
我把有创造力的人们带到一起 I bring creative people together.
不管有咋样的信息 存在着 它就在那里 Whatever information there is, exists, it's out there.
人们会自己做决定 People will decide for themselves.
他们应该这样 我的任务不是为他们去作决定 They should. It's not my role to decide for them.
不然这样会是道德上的冒犯 It'd be morally presumptuous.
我可以从这人身上学很多东西 I could learn a lot from this man.
现在 我们需要的是个抽烟的偶像 Now, what we need is a smoking role model,
一个真正的赢家 a real winner.
(《夺宝奇兵》和《甜心先生》) 印地安那琼斯遇到杰瑞麦格尔 Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
对 一天两包烟 Right, on two packs a day.
只是他不能在当代社会活着 Only he can't live in contemporary society.
为什么不能? Why not?
健康问题太普遍了 The health issue's way too prevalent.
人们会不停地问角色 People would constantly be asking the character
为什么他抽烟 而那是不应该说的 why he's smoking- and that should go unsaid.
你觉得未来如何? How do you feel about the future?
未来? The future?
是的 在健康问题平息之后 Yeah, after the health thing's blown over.
一个抽烟人和不抽烟人 A world where smokers and nonsmokers
能完美地和睦相处的社会 live together in perfect harmony.
索尼准备拍个未来派的科幻电影 Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make.
(电影虚构片名) 《来自六元空间消息》 Message From Sector Six.
所有一切都发生在一个空间站里 All takes place in a space station.
他们正在积极寻找一些共同筹资人 They're actively looking for some cofinancing.
所以在太空的香烟? So cigarettes in space?
这是最后的边界 尼克 It's the final frontier, Nick.
但他们在个全氧气环境下 不会爆炸吗? But wouldn't they blow up in an all-oxygen environment?
或许 Probably.
但这很容易就能处理 一句对话: But it's an easy fix- one line of dialogue:
"感谢上帝我们发明了..." 你知道 "Thank God we invented the..." you know,
"随便什么"装置 whatever device.
(美国性感男星) 布拉德·皮特 Brad Pitt.
(美国性感女星) 凯瑟琳·泽塔·琼斯 Catherine Zeta-Jones.
他们刚完成第一次陶醉在 They've just finished ravishing
对方的身体中 each other's bodies for the first time.
他们裸躺着 苍穹下的 They lie naked, suspended in air
空中悬浮着 underneath the heavens.
皮特点燃了香烟 Pitt lights up.
他开始向周围吹烟圈 He starts blowing smoke rings all around
凯瑟琳那裸露的 无暇的身体 Catherine's naked, flawless body,
从半球形玻璃天花板看到星系飞逝 as the galaxies go whizzing by over the glass-domed ceiling.
现在 告诉我这是否会对你起作用 Now, tell me that doesn't work for you.
我会去看这电影的 I'd see that movie.
我会买他妈的DVD的 I'd buy the goddamn DVD.
(这里指的是美国电影艺术与科学学会) 你知道 如果学会没免费送我一份的话 You know, if the academy didn't send them to me for free.
你知道 You know,
你们的人应该考虑设计个香烟 you guys ought to think about designing a cigarette
和电影同步上市 to be released simultaneously with the movie.
六元空间牌 Sector Sixes.
还没人拿香烟做过呢 No one's ever done it with a cigarette.
哇 Wow.
好 我们今后怎么做? Well, where do we go from here?
你跟你儿子在洛杉矶继续享受后半天 You enjoy the rest of your day in L.A. With your son
而我来找出这些问题的答案 while I find out the answers to these questions.
嘿 我跟我儿子能去哪里能吃一顿? Hey, where can I get a bite to eat with my son?
(日本国际性餐馆老板) 你们该去试试信幸的新地方 You ought to try Nobu's new place.
- 他只供应白色的食物 - 哦 太好了 - He only serves food that's white. - Oh, great.
那么 你去一个事务所 So, you go to an office,
然后你上电视去谈论香烟... then you go on TV and talk about cigarettes.
然后你飞到洛杉矶 Then you fly out to L.A.
跟一些和电影明星们工作的家伙谈话 To talk to some guy who works with movie stars.
- 那是什么? - 这就是我的工作 我是个说客 - What is that? - That's my job; I'm a lobbyist.
我知道 但你以前学习就是来干这个的? I know, but did you study to do that?
不 不是 这差不多是我自己领会到的 No. No, I just kind of figured it out.
那其他人就做不到吗? Then can't anyone just do that?
不能 恩 这需要一种... No, it, uh, requires a...
一种超出大多数人的道德灵活性 a moral flexibility that goes beyond most people.
我有这种灵活的道德吗? Do I have flexible morals?
喔 我们假设你成了一名律师 好吗? Well, let's say you became a lawyer, right?
而你被要求为一个杀人犯做辩护 And you were asked to defend a murderer.
比那更糟糕 一名杀小孩罪犯 Worse than that- a child murderer.
好了 Now,
法律表明每个人都应获得公平的审判 the law states that every person deserves a fair trial.
你会为他们辩护吗? Would you defend them?
我不知道 我想每个人 I don't know. I guess every person
- 都应得到公平的辩护 - 是的 - deserves a fair defense. - Yeah, well,
跨国公司也是 so do multinational corporations.
那么 当你错了时会怎么办? So, what happens when you're wrong?
哦 乔伊 我从来不会错 Well, Joey, I'm never wrong.
但你也不可能总是对的 But you can't always be right.
好 如果你的工作要你对 那么你永远都不能错 Well, if it's your job to be right, then you're never wrong.
但如果你是错的呢? But what if you are wrong?
好吧 让我们这么说 你在为巧克力辩护 Okay, let's say that you're defending chocolate
而我在为香草辩护 and I'm defending vanilla.
现在 如果我跟你说 Now, if I were to say to you,
"香草是冰淇淋里最好的口味" 你会说? "Vanilla's the best flavor ice cream," you'd say?
- "不 巧克力才是" - 对了 - "No, chocolate is." - Exactly.
但这样你不能赢得辩论 But you can't win that argument.
因此 我会问你 那么你认为巧克力 So, I'll ask you- So you think chocolate
是冰淇淋之终结和顶要紧的口味 对吗? is the end-all and be-all of ice cream, do you?
它就是最好的冰淇淋 我不会点其他种类的 It's the best ice cream; I wouldn't order any other.
喔 所以你要的就是巧克力 对吗? Oh. So it's all chocolate for you, is it?
对 巧克力是我仅需的 Yes, chocolate is all I need.
恩 我要的不只是巧克力 Well, I need more than chocolate.
这样说的话 我要的也不仅是香草 And for that matter, I need more than vanilla.
我想我们要的是 自由和选择 I believe that we need freedom and choice
当涉及到我们的冰淇淋时 而那 乔伊·内勒 when it comes to our ice cream, and that, Joey Naylor,
那就是自由的定义了 that is the definition of liberty.
但那并不是我们正在谈的东西 But that's not what we're talking about.
啊 但那是我在谈的东西 Ah, but that's what I'm talking about.
- 但 你还没证明香草是最好的 - 我没必要 - But... you didn't prove that vanilla's the best. - I didn't have to.
我证明了你是错的 如果你是错的 那我就对了 I proved that you're wrong- and if you're wrong, I'm right.
但你还是没有 But you still didn't
让我信服 convince me.
因为我不是对你说 'Cause I'm not after you.
我是对他们说 I'm after them.
你好? Hello?
我在想要给你点更新消息 Thought I'd give you a little update.
杰夫 你仍在办公室啊? Jeff. You still at the office?
你知道现在东京是几点吗? Do you know what time it is in Tokyo right now?
- 不 - 明天下午4点 - No. - 4:00 p.m. Tomorrow.
是在未来 尼克 It's the future, Nick.
不管如何 要皮特抽烟 Anyway, for Pitt to smoke,
是一千万美元 要一对抽的话 二千五百万 it's $10 million; for the pair, it's 25.
二千五百万?! 一般我买一对东西时候都可以打个折 25?! Usually when I buy two of something, I get a discount.
那五百万是干什么的? What's the extra five for?
协作 Synergy.
他们可不是笨蛋 他们一下子就明白了 These are not stupid people; they got it right away.
皮特和泽塔琼斯在泡泡房间里 Pitt and Zeta-Jones lighting up after some cosmic fucking
于宇宙空间做完爱后点烟 这肯定会能卖出很多香烟的 in the bubble suite's gonna sell a lot of cigarettes.
哦 若要这笔钱的话 Well, for that kind of money,
我的人会希望有些非常厉害地抽烟 my people will expect some very serious smoking.
布拉德能吹烟圈吗? Can Brad blow smoke rings?
我没有那个资料 I don't have that information.
两千五百万 我们要看到烟圈 Well, for $25 million, we'd want smoke rings.
噢 还有一件事 你们会跟古坦苏丹 Oh, one other thing- you'll be cofinancing
共同筹资这电影 the picture with the Sultan of Glutan.
古坦苏丹? The Sultan of Glutan?
就是那个屠杀和奴役自己人民的人? The one who massacred and enslaved his own people?
人们不是叫他南太平洋的希特勒? Aren't they calling him the Hitler of the South Pacific?
不 我不能说到那个 我跟他有很多生意往来 No, I can't speak to that- All my dealings with him,
他是一个很通情达理又敏感的人 he's been a very reasonable and sensitive guy.
他很有趣 你会喜欢他的 He's fun. You'll like him.
我最好还是跟我的人讨论一下 I better run it by my people.
没问题 No problem.
- 噢 伦敦的来电 - (beep) - Oh, that's London calling.
老帝国现在早上7点 7:00 a.m. In the Old Empire.
杰夫 你什么时候睡? Jeff, when do you sleep?
星期天 Sunday.
(华盛顿调查报)
- 总机 - 我的灯一直在闪 - Operator. - Yeah, my light is blinking.
- 楼下有一个包裹是给你的 - 把它拿上来吧 - There's a package downstairs for you. - Okay, send it up.
总帅 我正坐在一个打开的公事包前 Captain, I'm sitting in front of an open briefcase.
我不认为这是一个加薪 I don't suppose this is a raise.
好了 尼克 你知道谁是朗尼·劳治吗? Now, Nick, do you know who Lorne Lutch is?
是 当然 他就是最初的万宝路牌香烟的代言人 Yeah, of course. He's the original Marlboro Man.
他快要死了 他上周还来抗议过的 He's dying. He was on Sally last week.
他不是我们的最大支持者 Not exactly our biggest fan.
钱是给他的 Well, the money's for him.
好了 他在加州有一个牧场 Now, he has a ranch out there in California.
我要你把钱带给他 I want you to bring it to him.
他是一个牛仔 先生 牛仔是不喜欢被贿赂 He's a cowboy, sir, and cowboys don't like bribes.
这不是贿赂 不是 先生 It's not a bribe. No, sir.
你只需要像天使一样地飞过去 孩子 You're going out there on wings of angels, son.
你的意思是我们只是把钱给他? You mean we're just going to give him the money?
我想耶稣基督自己会说 Well, I think Christ himself would say,
"你们这些白人真伟大" "That's mighty white of you boys."
没什么闭嘴协议? No gag agreement?
但愿 他最终能他妈地感恩 Hopefully, he'll be so damn overcome with gratitude
他...他就必须得住口了 he'll... he'll have to shut up.
嘿 孩子 我今天下午 Hey, kiddo, I got to go do a little bit more work
还有一些工作要做 好吗? this afternoon, all right?
我可以去吗? Can I come?
不 这次不行 No. Not this time.
但我想看你是做什么的 But I want to see what you do.
你留在这 好吗? You stay here, okay?
你他妈在这里做什么? What the fuck are you doing here?
你有时间吗? Do you have a minute?
你想要什么? What do you want?
爸! Dad!
乔伊 回到车上去 Joey, get back in the car.
只是想谈一谈 Just want to talk.
好吧 All right.
我们来谈一谈 Let's talk.
帕尔 我们有客人了 Pearl, we got company.
先生 你敢走进来可真够胆 Mister, you got a lot of nerve walking in here after...
亲爱的 为什么你不给这小伙子些冰茶呢? Honey, why don't you show this young man some iced tea?
我一会就回来 小虎 I'll be right back, tiger.
(套索一些味道) 我见过你... Saw you on...
你不是在那个电视节目上的人吗? Weren't you on that TV show?
是的 是的 就是我 Yeah. Yeah, that was me.
你能活着从那边出来可真走运 You're lucky you made it out of there alive.
是啊 烟草曾经在电视里到处都是 Yeah. Tobacco used to be all over the television.
现在电视却正领导着这场香烟抨击 Now TV is leading the witch hunt.
奇怪的生意 Strange business.
去年 在我被诊断出有病之后 Last year, after I was diagnosed,
我飞到东部去参加年度股东大会 flew east to attend the annual stockholders' convention.
我站出来告诉他们我认为 Stood up and told them I thought
他们应该削减他们的广告投入 they ought to cut back on their advertising.
你知道你的老板怎样对我说吗? You know what your boss said to me?
他说 "我们的确对于听到你的病情 He said, " We're certainly sorry
"感到很抱歉 "to hear about your medical problem.
但是没有了解到 "However, without knowing more
你的病史前 "of your medical history,
我们不能作出深入的评论" we can't comment further."
但另一方面 他们试着去假装 But then they tried to pretend
我从来没为他们工作过 I never worked for 'em.
是 我是拿到了我的工资记录 Yeah, I got the pay stubs.
可是他妈的 我曾经在那该死的广告牌上呢 But, hell, I was on the damn billboards.
我甚至从来没抽过 I never even smoked
万宝路 Marlboro.
我抽清凉牌烟 I smoked Kools.
你看起来还挺像个好人 You look like a nice-enough fella.
为什么你要为那帮混蛋工作? What are you doing working for these assholes?
我擅长这工作 I'm good at it.
做这份工 Better at doing this
比我以前做的其他事要好 than I ever was at doing anything else.
噢 见鬼 孩子 Aw, hell, son.
我擅长打越共 I was good at shooting VC.
但我没有把这变成我的事业 I didn't make it my career.
我想我们都要还债 I suppose we all got to pay the mortgage.
你爸经常这样带你一起出来吗? Your dad always bring you along like this?
不 我跟我妈住 No. I live with my mom.
他告诉你他今天为什么到这吗? He tell you why he's here today?
他说你丈夫曾是万宝路的人 He said that your husband was the Marlboro Man.
对 好 再也不是了 Yeah, well, not anymore.
你好 Hello.
是的 嘿 你能稍等一下吗? Yeah. Hey, can you hold on a second?
你还要其他东西的话 就从冰箱拿 You need anything else, grab it out of the fridge.
我站在这儿 想着自己的事 So I'm standing here minding my own business,
装着药瓶... filling up pill bottles...
那么你来这是要说服我闭嘴吗? So you're here to talk me into shutting up?
你的箱子里有什么? That what's in that case of yours?
是的 基本上是的 Yeah, basically.
不 不是基本上 No, not basically.
那...就是这样的 That's... that's exactly it.
我的尊严不能出卖 My dignity ain't for sale.
这不是出价 是一个礼物 It's not an offer. It's a gift.
所有的税都交了 Taxes have all been paid.
你得收下 不管你做什么 You get to keep it no matter what you do.
这设想是 不知何故地 The idea is that, somehow,
你的内疚感会让你停止说我们的坏话 your guilt will prevent you from bad-mouthing us.
你打算 Are you supposed to be
吩咐我这些事? telling me all that?
不 先生 只是道歉 No, sir. Just apologize,
给你钱 然后离开 give you the money, and leave.
为什么你要吩咐我这些? Why are you telling me this?
因为 这样 你就会收下钱 Because, this way, you'll take the money.
为什么我会那样做? Why would I do that?
因为你愤怒 Because you're mad.
该死的我的确是 Damn straight I am.
第一件事你会做的 The first thing you'll do,
(美国一家全天候有线电视新闻频道) 就是打电话给洛杉机时报和CNN is you'll call the L.A. Times, and CNN...
- 啊? - 并坚持要邦妮·凯顿来 - Huh? - And insist on Bonnie Carlton.
她十分善于做 She does really good
受约束的愤怒 controlled outrage.
告诉他们 "没邦妮没故事" Tell them, "No Bonnie, no story."
(美国另一家全天候有线电视新闻频道) 去看MSNBC吧 Watch it on MSNBC.
-好的 - 当他们来到这里 - Okay. - When they get here,
你打开箱子... you open up the case...
然后你把所有的现金都倒在地上 and you pour all the cash out onto the floor.
- 为什么? - 相信我 - Why? - Trust me.
这样看起来印象更深刻 It'll look more effective that way.
不要忘了要把每一捆钞票都抖出来 Don't forget to shake every last bundle out.
如果可以的话 咳嗽一两声 If you can, you know, give a cough or two.
一但钞票全倒在地上 Once it's all out on the floor,
告诉他们你将要怎么处理它 tell them what you're going to do with it.
我要怎么处理它? What am I going to do with it?
你要把它捐出去 You're going to donate it.
对 成立朗尼·劳治癌病基金 Yeah. Start the Lorne Lutch Cancer Foundation.
你就会得到一个牧场和义卖会 You're going to have a ranch and a fair
和五千块 五千肯定有 电视... and a 5K. A 5K is a must. Television...
等一下 Wait a minute.
那我的家庭怎么办? What about my family?
但 朗尼 你不能占有这笔钱 But, Lorne, you can't keep the money.
为什么不行? Why the hell not?
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
先公开指责我们 然后占有这笔抚恤金吗? Denounce us, and then keep the blood money?
我的意思是 看看它 I mean, look at it.
我得考虑一下 I got to think this over.
朗尼 Lorne, whoa.
新闻不是那样运作的 News doesn't work that way.
你不能下周再公开指责我们 You can't denounce us next week.
我想我也不能先留一半的钱 再公开指责你们 I don't suppose I can denounce you for half of it.
不能 朗尼 你要么收下所有的钱 No, Lorne. Either you keep all the money,
要么你...你全都捐出去 or you... you give it all away.
爸 你怎么知道 Dad, how did you know
他会收下那钱? he would take the money?
你一定是真的疯了 才会拒绝这么多钱 You'd have to be crazy to turn down all that money.
当我看到他没疯时 我就知道他会收下 When I saw he wasn't crazy, I knew he'd take it.
你会收下吗? Would you have taken it?
如果我是他? 当然会 If I were him? Sure.
我也会 So would I.
我想你不明白 先生 I don't think you understand, sir.
他就象只野兽 He's like a wild animal.
你必须得随时提防他 You'll have to be on your guard at all times.
他有这种伎俩 He has this trick.
罗恩 闭嘴 Ron, shut up.
我跟总裁 律师 印第安人酋长都交过手 I've tangoed with presidents, lawyers and Indian chiefs.
我想我能对付尼克·内勒先生 I think I can handle Mr. Nick Naylor.
好 欢迎回来 All right, welcome back, kids.
今晚我们节目有两位嘉宾来做客 We've got two guests on the show tonight.
首先 在华盛顿演播室的 加入我们的是... First, joining us from our Washington studio...
我得把那条领带剪短一点! I must have that tie clip!
...是来自佛蒙特州的参议员 ...is the senator from the great state of Vermont.
请欢迎奥多兰·菲利斯蒂尔 Please welcome Ortolan Finistirre.
欢迎 参议员 Welcome, Senator.
很高兴来到这里 丹尼斯 Good to be here, Dennis.
还有 在洛杉矶演播室加入我们的 And, joining us here in our Los Angeles studio,
他是烟草研究学院的 he is the chief spokesperson
首席发言人 for the Academy ofTobacco Studies.
多么威严的议院 介意我这么说吗? Quite an august chamber, might I add?
- 尼克·内勒 尼克 欢迎 - 很高兴来到这里 - Nick Naylor. Nick, welcome. - Pleasure to be here.
好了 我知道你最近上了琼·兰登的节目 All right, I understand you were on Joan Lunden's show recently.
但并没在那交到多少朋友 是吗? Didn't make a lot of friends over there, did you?
我会说我不认为 I will say that I don't think
我会收到一年一度的请柬 I'll be getting my annual invitation
去菲利斯蒂尔的劳动节烧烤餐会了 to the Finistirre Labor Day Barbecue.
对 我继续公开邀请内勒先生 Well, I continue to offer an open invitation to Mr. Naylor
去参加我们的议会 去谈论一下 to join us in Congress to talk about the inclusion
我们的新有毒标签的内涵 这东西 如果我说... of our new poison label which, if I might say...
尼克 准备去跋涉到国会山 Nick, ready to trek up the Hill and testify
并在国会上作证吗? before Congress?
我很乐意 丹尼斯 只要议员... Well, I'd love to, Dennis, but not as long as the senator
不要求我被炒鱿鱼 is calling for me to be fired.
这不完全是个欢迎邀请 It's not exactly a welcome invitation.
是 信息有点混乱 议员 Yeah. Bit of a mixed message, Senator.
对 但没有"大烟草公司"对于吸烟 Well, not as mixed as the stance that Big Tobacco has taken
的危害性的立场那么混乱 about the dangers of smoking cigarettes.
- 噢 不 - 现在你在笑什么? - Oh, no. - Now what are you laughing?
你是个易激动的艺术家 让他说一下 You're a wind-up artist. Give the man his due.
他可能有些观点发表 不是吗? He's got a bit of a point there, doesn't he?
对不起 我只是控制不了自己 丹尼斯 Sorry. I just can't help myself, Dennis.
我...我...我只是被佛蒙特州的先生 I... I... I'm just tickled by the idea
的想法逗笑了 of the gentleman from Vermont
他称我是伪君子 但...又是此人 calling me a hypocrite when, uh... this same man,
在某天 召开了记者招待会 in one day, held a press conference where he called
来呼吁美国烟草种植地应被削减和烧毁 for the American tobacco fields to be slashed and burned,
然后他就跳上架私人飞机 then he jumped on a private jet
(美国一年一度的呼吁援助农民的音乐会) 飞到"农田资助音乐会" 还在台上乘着拖拉机 and flew down to Farm Aid where he rode a tractor onstage
- 哦 得了吧 - 然后他就哀叹到美国农民的衰败 - Oh, come on. - As he bemoaned the downfall of the American farmer.
想给点评论吗 议员? Care to comment, Senator?
呃...我...不 He... I... No.
简短而意味深长 Eloquent in its brevity.
令人冲动的话题 Emotional issue.
现在让我们来接听些电话 Let's take some phone calls now.
维珍尼亚州的赫顿 说吧 你上节目了 Herndon, Virginia. Go ahead. You're on the show.
丹尼斯 有没有人宣布过他会 Dennis, has anyone ever announced that they're going
杀掉你节目上的某个人吗? to kill someone live on your show?
我的节目录像被认为很诡异 但 不 此时此刻 My demo's been called quirky but, no, at this point,
我们还没有扯到情绪不稳定上 we're not skewing to the emotionally unstable.
那么今天是你的幸运日 Then it's your lucky day.
因为我要告诉你在一个星期之内 Because I'm here to tell you that, within a week,
我们将要把内勒先生从这个星球上铲除出去 we're going to dispatch Mr. Naylor from this planet
因为他给这个世界带来了痛苦和灾难 for all the pain and suffering he's caused in the world.
就向我说的 令人冲动的话题 我们现在要休息一下 As I said, emotional issue. We're going to break now.
我得去开除那个筛选电话的人 I got to fire a call screener.
走吧 Let's go.
我是尼克内勒 告诉你的孩子 This is Nick Naylor telling you kids,
"不要吸毒 吸烟吧" "Don't do drugs, smoke cigarettes."
很不错 That's really great.
就象我在镜子看到了自己 It's like I'm looking in a mirror.
新主意: New idea:
给流浪者的香烟 Cigarettes for the homeless.
我们叫它"流浪烟" We'll call them "hobos."
恩 糟透了 Uh, that's awful.
比"六元空间"好一些吗? Any better than "Sector Sixes"?
对 Right.
哗 天 尼克 你上电视了 Oh, my God, Nick, you're on TV.
"说客得小心" "Lobbyist on the lookout."
你是在跟我开玩笑吧 You got to be kidding me.
我想一边干你 一边看电视上的你 I want to fuck you while I watch you on TV.
然后别人会叫我变态 And they call me sick.
快 Hurry.
在你那段播完之前 Before your segment ends.
好 All right.
告诉我更多关于洛杉矶的事 宝贝 Tell me more about Los Angeles, baby.
他说我到哪里都要跟着我 He says he wants to trail me everywhere,
我问 "谁付的钱?" I said, "Who's paying for it?"
他说是烟草公司付的 He says the tobacco company's paying for it.
我说 "我不需要保镖" I said, "I don't need a bodyguard."
我是人民的代言人 I'm a man of the people.
(指美国第35任总统 遇刺身亡) 加油 肯尼迪 Rock on, Kennedy.
听着 我们不久都得需要保镖的 Listen, we're all going to need bodyguards soon enough.
你看到这个周末给胎儿酒精综合症患者的 Did you see the coverage the fetal alcohol people
保险金总额吗? got themselves over this weekend?
他们这样做就好像我们在鼓励 They made it seem like we were encouraging
孕妇去喝酒 pregnant women to drink.
我很惊讶为什么我 I'm surprised I didn't get kidnapped
今天上班的时候还没有被绑架 on my way to work this morning.
我不认为酒精饮料产业的人 I don't think people from the alcoholic beverage industry
现在需要担心会被绑架 need to worry about being kidnapped just yet.
你说什么? Pardon me?
我的意思是 Look, I mean,
跟个人无关 但烟草行业稍微比 nothing personal, but tobacco generates
酒精业更受关注 a little more heat than alcohol.
噢 这真新鲜 Oh, this is news.
我的产品一年导致47万5千人死亡 My product puts away 475,000 a year.
噢 好吧 47万5是一个正当的数字 Oh, okay, now 475 is a legit number.
好 43万5千 Okay, 435,000.
每天就有1200人 That's 1,200 a day.
那一年有多少有关酒精的死亡? How many alcohol-related deaths a year?
- 好 那很... - 10万 最多? - Well, does that... - 100,000 tops?
那就是...每天270人? That's, what, 270 a day?
270 人 真悲惨 270 people, a tragedy.
原谅我认为恐怖份子不太会有兴趣 Excuse me if I don't exactly see terrorists getting excited
去绑架酒精业的任何人 about kidnapping anyone from the alcohol industry.
- 你根本没有考虑到 - 好了... - Well, you haven't even - Okay,
- 其他方面死亡数目跟 - 做个... - taken into account the number of deaths - let's just
- 深呼吸把 - 美国一年有多少人死于枪下 - breathe. - How many gun deaths a year in the U. S?
1万1千 11,000.
1万1千 你开玩笑吗 11,000, are you kidding me?
一天30人 30 a day.
比客车的死亡率还要低 That's less than passenger car mortalities.
没有恐怖份子会骚扰你们两个的 No terrorist would bother with either of you.
好了 瞧... 愚蠢的辩论 Okay, look... stupid argument.
没错 I'll say.
我相信你们两个都受准有自己所持的正义的 I'm sure both of you warrant vigilante justice.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿...求求你 住手...嘿 Hey... please. Stop... hey.
你们是谁? Who are you guys?
自由意味着我们可以做我们想做的 And freedom means that we can do what we want.
这是非常重要的 And that's really important.
因为否则的话 我们不可能自由 Because otherwise, we couldn't be free.
这就是美国为什么是世界上最好的政府的原因 And that's why America is the best government in the world.
哇 嘿 嘿 嘿 Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
没有必要这样做 没有必要这样做 Hey, no need for that, no need for that.
哇 哇 嘿 Whoa, whoa, hey.
等一下 Hey, wait.
我们能谈一下吗? Can we get a dialogue going here?
尼克 我们要你停止杀戮人们 Nick, we want you to stop killing people.
那么多的人 So many people.
在美国每年将近有50万人死掉 Half a million people a year in the U.S.
没有数据支持这个... That, there's no data to support that.
尼克... 你现在不是在电视上 Nick... you're not on TV anymore.
好 乔伊 到你了 Okay, Joey, it's your turn.
嘿 Hey!
尼克 你一天抽多少烟? Nick, how much do you smoke a day?
喂 你在干什么? Hey, what are you doing?
根据盒子上的说明 每一贴... According to the box, each one of those patches
都含有21毫克的尼古丁 contains 21 milligrams of nicotine.
那就是有 多少? That's, like, what?
一包烟? One pack?
我们行业正在跟携手合作... Our industry has been working hand in hand with...
尼克 听着 好吗? Nick! Just listen, all right?
什么让美国成为最好的政府? What makes America the best government?
是世界上其他地方没有的热情 The passion that doesn't exist anywhere in the world.
这里说那些东西 Says here there are many adverse reactions
会产生很多有害反应 from those things.
让我看看 "心律失常 Let's see, " arrhythmia,
"便秘 消化不良 "constipation, dyspepsia,
- "反胃... - 我的行业为国家带来480个亿的税收 - " nausea... - My industry does $48 billion in revenue.
咽炎 窦炎..." Pharyngitis, sinusitis..."
当然你可以称它为资本主义 自由市场 Sure you can call it capitalism, a free market,
打破关税的庆典 a celebration of tariff breakdowns...
"痛经..." "dysmenorrhea..."
我一点都不想知道那是什么意思 I don't even want to know what that means.
嘿 瞧 你可以先开始 你知道的 Hey, look, I guess you could start by, you know,
要五百万美元来从那点开始 asking for five million, working your way up from there.
但我不想要钱 尼克 But I don't want any money, Nick.
那你想要什么 Well, what do you want?
我是说我洗耳恭听 I mean, I'm all ears here.
我有另外一个词语表达 I have another word for it-
爱 love.
男人想要什么 What does any man want?
女人的爱 The love of a woman,
脆熏肉... crisp bacon...
超过80岁的一般寿命 an average life span over 80 years.
噢 尼克... Oh, Nick...
...你看起来不太好 ...you don't look so good.
如果你闻到浓烟 If you should smell smoke,
请拨打零呼叫总机 please dial zero for the operator.
离开房间之前 检查门的热度 Before leaving the room, check the door for heat.
找到离你最近的紧急出口 Find your nearest emergency exit,
然后浸湿一条毛巾 捂住你口鼻处 then soak a washcloth and cover your nose and mouth.
不要拿开你的湿布 Do not remove your washcloth.
时刻尽量避免吸入浓烟 Try at all times to avoid breathing in the smoke.
如果必须的话 用手和膝盖爬行 If necessary, crawl on your hands and knees
以免吸如浓烟 to avoid the inhalation of smoke.
不要惊慌 Do not be alarmed.
现在还没有决定性的研究 There are still no conclusive studies
证明吸烟与肺气肿有关系 that link smoking to emphysema.
你"醒了" You woke up.
也许音调变化是个坏选择 Perhaps a bad choice of inflection.
她是不是暗示着 我不应该那么容易就醒来? Is she implying that I could'vejust as easily not?
我都吓死了 I was so scared.
嘿 乔伊 Hey, Joey.
发生什么事了? What happened?
没有一个不吸烟者可以经受得住 No nonsmoker could've ever withstood
你当时血液里面尼古丁的含量 the amount of nicotine you had in your bloodstream.
我不想这样说 但是... Hate to say it, but...
香烟救了你的命 cigarettes saved your life.
我可以引用你那句话吗 医生? Can I quote you on that, doc?
你是个真正的斗士 孩子 You're a real trooper, my boy.
嗨 总帅 Hey, Captain,
你在哪? where are you?
温斯顿-赛伦总医院 Winston-Salem General.
该死的心脏又衰竭了 Damn heart failing me again.
我想我们可以成为室友了 I thought we could be roommates.
尼克 在我们转换话题之前 Nick, before we get sidetracked,
还有一件事要告诉你 there is one thing.
好的 别说那些戏剧性的话 医生 All right, don't get all dramatic on me, doc.
你不能吸烟了 You can't smoke.
没问题 That's no problem.
我之前就戒过 I've quit before.
在怀孕期间 I did during the pregnancy.
要有多久 你说? How long, you think?
我想你还不明白 I don't think you understand.
你还能活过来是个奇迹 It's a miracle you came out of this alive.
如果你再抽烟 哪怕是一根 Any smoking- one cigarette-
都会让你马上成瘫痪状态 could put you right back into a paralytic state.
你的身体承受不了 Your body just can't handle it.
尼克 我不想给你任何压力 Nick, I don't want to put any more pressure on you,
但我们有一队摄影组在外面等着 but we got a camera crew waiting out there.
如果我们要上晚间新闻的话... If we want to make the evening news...
你想让我在这等吗 You want to unhook me here?
这正好证明了我一直所说的 This just goes to prove what I've been saying for so long.
这些尼古丁贴绝对是致命的 These nicotine patches are just deadly.
是吸烟救了我的命 Smoking saved my life.
考虑到你现在的状况 你还能去参加 Considering your condition, will you still be able to appear
菲利斯蒂尔参议员的小组委员会举办的 before Senator Finistirre's subcommittee hearing
关于在香烟包装上使用毒品标签的听证会上吗 on the usage of poison labels on cigarette packaging?
噢 我认为现在比以往更加有必要 Oh, I think now more than ever
出席那个会议 it is imperative that I be there.
没有任何事可以阻止我去作证 Nothing will keep me from testifying.
该死的绑架 Fucking kidnapping.
我不明白 先生 I don't understand, sir.
难道我们不认为绑架是一件好事吗? Aren't we considering the kidnapping a good thing?
可他没有死 Well, he didn't die.
他几乎被杀了 先生 He was almost killed, sir.
那就是关键 That's the point.
现在他看起来象一位受害者 幸运的混蛋 Now he looks like a victim, lucky bastard.
我听说特区警察发现你全身赤裸地 The way I heard it, D.C. Police found you naked
(美国总统林肯纪念堂中的雕像) 躺在林肯跨部上 laying in Lincoln's crotch
全身贴满尼古丁片 胸口有一个记号 covered in nicotine patches with a sign across your chest
- 上面写... - 他不需要知道细节 - that said... - He doesn't need to hear the details.
是一些很操蛋的东西 It was some pretty fucked up shit.
嘘! Shh!
你觉得怎样? How are you feeling?
我不知道 I don't know.
这是第一次我觉得香烟非常危险 First time I'm thinking these cigarettes are pretty dangerous.
你也许是对的 You might be right about that.
你在干什么? What are you doing?
他也许个头小 不过威力十足 It may be small, but it'll do the trick.
一枪 砰 One shot, bam.
听着 尼克不会射任何人 Listen, Nick is not going to shoot anyone.
酷 Cool.
对 不是吗? Yeah, huh?
我意思是 呃... I mean, uh...
枪支应被很尊敬地对待 你明白吗? guns are to be treated with respect, you understand that?
你会成为好父亲的 You'll make a great father.
谢谢 Thanks.
嘿 他来了! Hey, there he is!
嘿 他回来了! Hey, he's back!
嘿! Hey!
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
- 你还好吗 - 非常好 - You okay? - Great.
太好了 所有周日的谈话节目都预约了你 Good, 'cause you're booked on all the Sunday talk shows.
第一次我们得到了公众的同情 For once we got public sympathy on our side.
我们可以开始我们的有名受害者的巡游了 We can start our own little celebrity victim tour.
我是说 我们自己都不能策划得更好了 I mean, we couldn't have planned this thing better ourselves.
噢 也许下次我可以丢一个肺 Oh, maybe next time I can lose a lung.
噢 啊 我听说 呃... Oh. Uh, I heard the, uh...
希瑟·荷罗威的文章明天要发表了 Heather Holloway article is coming out tomorrow.
真的? Really?
对 有什么东西我应该担心的吗? Yeah, anything I should be worried about?
对 癌症协会 Uh, yeah, the Cancer Association.
显然 他们对我们怀恨在心 Apparently, they have it in for us.
混球 Fuckers.
怎么了? What?
我接到了通报社的电话 I got a call from the paper.
是吗? 他们想怎样? Really? What'd they want?
他们想知道我的名字和工作头衔的正确拼写 They wanted the correct spelling of my name and job title.
你没有告诉她关于我们的事吧 有没有? You didn't tell her about us, did you?
谁? Who?
希瑟? Heather?
没有 No.
我是说 可能顺便说过 我... I mean, maybe in passing, I...
顺便 In passing.
噢 天 他跟她上床了 Oh, God, he fucked her.
我曾经警告过你 I tried to warn you.
喂 他没跟她上床 你没跟她上床 对吗? Hey, he didn't fuck her. You didn't fuck her, did you?
什么时候? When?
顺便 In passing.
她真的很好 Look, she's a really nice girl.
噢 天哪 Oh, God.
我们真的完蛋了 We're really fucked.
尼克·內勒 是烟草业的代言人 "Nick Naylor, lead spokesman for big tobacco,
"会让你相信他认为香烟是无害的 "would have you believe he thinks cigarettes are harmless.
"但确实 他这么做只是为了还债 "But really, he's doing it for the mortgage.
(此人是本片的原作者) "但确实 他这么做只是为了还债 "But really, he's doing it for the mortgage.
(此人是本片的原作者)
MOD小组的意思 当然 死亡商人 The MOD squad-meaning, of course, merchants of death- (此人是本片的原作者)
MOD小组的意思 当然 死亡商人 The MOD squad-meaning, of course, merchants of death-
是由为适度委员会的宝丽·贝利 is comprised of Polly Bailey of the Moderation Council
鲍比·杰·布利斯组成 and BobbyJay Bliss
他来自军火行业 自己的顾问团 SAFETY of the gun business's own advisory group, SAFETY.
内勒解释道 As explained by Naylor,
他们聚会的唯一目的 the sole purpose of their meetings
就是比谁的死亡数字最高 is to compete for the highest death toll
从而比较用来骗美国人民上当的策略 as they compare strategies on how to dupe the American people.
电影 《来自六元空间的消息》 The film, Message from Sector Six,
会强调吸烟的吸引力 would emphasize the sex appeal of cigarettes
以一种好莱坞明星可以做到的 in a way that only floating, nude,
漂浮的 裸体的性交场面 copulating Hollywood stars could.
这没有阻止尼克贿赂一个将死的人 This did not stop Nick from bribing the dying man
以一整箱的现金作为代价 来使他在最近的肺癌诊断 with a suitcase of cash to keep quiet on the subject
的事件上保持沉默 of his recent lung cancer diagnosis.
尼克的亲生儿子 乔伊·內勒 Nick's own son, Joey Naylor,
看来将会被培养成他事业的接班人 seems to be being groomed
因为他每次的公务出差 for thejob as hejoins his father
多数都会带上他 on the majority ofhis trips.
希瑟在一号线 I have Heather Holloway on line one.
希瑟 Heather.
嗨 尼克 你觉得怎么样? Hey, Nick, what did you think?
希瑟 恩...我... Heather, uh... I...
我说 希瑟 这篇文章有很多信息 I mean, there's a lot of information in here, Heather,
都是不可引用的 that is off the record.
你从来没说过不能引用的事 You never said anything about off the record.
我假定我跟你上床时 讲的事都都是内部消息 I presumed anything said while I was inside you was privileged.
尼克... Nick...
如果你想在飞机上谈 If you wanted to talk on a plane
或者看电影和吃饭时谈 那没问题 or at a movie or over dinner, that would have been fine.
但你想做爱 But you wanted to fuck.
对我来说没事 That's fine by me.
你利用我 You used me.
噢 尼克 得了吧 Oh, Nick, come on.
我们别小孩子气了 Now we're being children.
我们都热爱自己的事业 Look, we both love our jobs.
我只是一名记者 而你只是一位说客 I'm just a reporter, and you're just a lobbyist.
你怎能这样对我? How can you do this to me?
为了还债 For the mortgage.
婊子 Bitch.
娼妓 Whore.
你当时得多小心点啊 尼克 You should have been more careful, Nick.
你破坏了你被绑架时建立的良好形象 You've destroyed all the good will created by your kidnapping.
我们去着手辩驳她 Well, we'll work up a rebuttal.
希瑟·荷罗威不是城里唯一的记者 Heather Holloway isn't the only reporter in town.
不 没什么要辩驳的了 No, there isn't going to be any rebuttal.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
不要跟任何人说 Don't talk to anyone.
我们要取消你去国会听证会 We're pulling you from the congressional hearing.
不 不 不 你不能取消我去参加国会听证会 No, no, no. You can't pull me from the congressional hearing.
你这样只能给她的文章增加可信度 All you'll be doing is giving credence to her article.
我准备好去作证了 I'm ready to testify.
听着 尼克 我工作的一半都是做风险控制 Look, Nick, half of my job is damage control.
今天 这就意味着 Today, that consists
把我们和你完全地隔离开 of distancing ourselves from you entirely-
让你吃这篇文章所有的苦 letting you take all the heat on this article.
你的工作依赖与你守秘密和 Your job relied on your ability to keep secrets
扭转真相的能力 and spin the truth.
我不能想象 I just cannot imagine a way
你还能把事情弄的更糟 in which you could have fucked up more.
我不能再把你当做我的下属了 There's just no way I could possibly keep you on staff.
那我假设你要跟总帅谈这事 Then I assume you've run this by the captain.
总帅今天早上死了 Captain died this morning.
(禁止吸烟) 我夜夜吐的烟圈
都飘向了何方
那些蓝色和白色的圈又要干什么呢
为什么它们似乎在描绘我爱情的梦想
为什么它们要又如我的爱情般散去
内勒先生 我是学院的保安比特 Mr. Naylor, this is Pete in Security from the Academy.
你的东西收拾好了 Your things are waiting for you
在大厅的信息亭里面 at the information kiosk in the lobby.
瞧 如果你星期五前不拿走你的东西的话 Look, if you don't pick your stuff up by Friday,
我们就要照吩咐扔了它 we're instructed to throw it out.
内勒先生 我是联邦调查局的约翰迅特工 Mr. Naylor, this is Special AgentJohnson with the FBI.
由于在你绑架案的调查中 没发现任何线索 Having not found any leads in your kidnapping investigation,
我们把案子转交给 we're going to be handing over the case
特区地方警察局处理 to the local D.C. Police,
所以以后有什么发现和疑问 so please refer to them in the future
请跟他们联系 for any updates and questions.
(你见过我吗? 失踪小孩)
尼克 我是杰夫·麦格事务所的杰克 Nick, Jack in Jeff Megall's office.
杰夫前很满意与你几天前的见面 Jeff really enjoyed meeting you the other day
现在他给撕碎了 因为 and he's just... he's torn up about the fact
你们两个不能合作了 that you two couldn't find a project to work on.
他真的...我不知道 He's reallyjust... I don't know.
听着 我们应该见见面 至少 So, listen, but we should hang, at least,
你到市里面的时候就写信给我 so you drop me a line whenever you're in town.
呃...我的电子邮箱是... Uh... my e-mail is, uh...
带我离去
是谁? Who is it?
是我 尼克 It's me, Nick.
吉尔 这不是时候 Jill, this is a bad time.
让我进来 Let me in.
不行 No.
我带了人来 他需要跟你谈谈 I brought someone who needs to talk to you.
嗨 伙计 Hey, buddy.
嗨 爸 Hey, Dad.
冰箱有可乐 Coke in the fridge.
那么 这个希瑟·荷罗威一定很辣 So, this Heather Holloway, she must have been pretty hot.
对 她是很辣 Yes. She's pretty hot.
别那么在意 Don't take it so hard.
一点点的缺点挺有吸引力的 A few flaws can be appealing.
让你像个人 Makes you human.
谁想当人? Who wants to be human?
我认识一个人 Well, I know one person
他仍然当你是神 who still thinks you're a God.
你为什么把所有的秘密都告诉那记者? Why did you tell that reporter all your secrets?
你还小 不会明白的 You're too young to understand.
妈说这是因为你有了信赖危机 Mom says it's because you have dependency issues
这只是时间的问题 and it was all just a matter of time
你就会随便找个人倾诉一切 before you threw it all away on some tramp.
好 这是一个说法 Well, that's one theory.
你为什么在躲着所有人? Why are you hiding from everyone?
这跟被大范围的人所憎恨有关 It has something to do with being generally hated right now.
但你的工作就是去被大范围的人所憎恨 But it's your job to be generally hated.
比那还要复杂 乔伊 It's more complicated than that, Joey.
是你把它弄复杂了 You're just making it more complicated
这样你就可以为自己感到可怜 so that you can feel sorry for yourself.
就像你常说的 Like you always said,
"如果你想要一份简单的工作 就去红十字会" "If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross."
但你是说客 You're a lobbyist.
你的工作是要你对 你是你们这行最棒的 Your job is to be right, and you're the best at what you do.
你是颠倒是非的苏丹 You're the sultan of spin.
"颠倒是非的苏丹"? "Sultan of spin"?
(美国发行的新闻杂志 一周一刊) 妈妈订阅了《新闻周刊》 Mom subscribes to Newsweek.
谁在乎这世界的布莱德 Who cares what the Brads
怎么想 of the world think?
他不是我爸 He's not my dad.
你才是 You are.
那一刻 望着乔伊的眼睛 And right there, looking intoJoey's eyes,
所有的东西一下子冲回来了 it all came back in a rush.
我为什么要干这行 为毫无防备的人辩护 Why I do what I do- defending the defenseless,
保护被剥夺权利的那些 protecting the disenfranchised corporations
被自己的消费者抛弃的公司 that have been abandoned by their very own consumers-
伐木工人... the logger...
(劳动条件差 时间长 工资低的工厂) 血汗工厂工头... the sweatshop foreman...
油井钻探工... the oil driller...
(地雷 研究与开发) 地雷开发者... the land mine developer...
小海豹偷猎者... the baby seal poacher...
小海豹偷猎者? Baby seal poacher?
就连我也认为那非常残忍 Even I think that's kind of cruel.
好了 你离题了 All right, you're missing the point.
正确 因为我本以为你是来道歉的 I must be, because I thought you were apologizing.
我正准备呢 I'm getting to that.
什么时候? When?
听着 Look.
你们两个 基本上是我仅有的朋友 The two of you, you're basically my only friends,
我最不想做的事 and the last thing that I would ever want to do
就是伤害你们 would be to hurt you.
我只可以想象... And, I can only imagine...
你为什么笑? Why are you smiling?
他为什么笑? Why is he smiling?
他从你身上赢了100块 He won a hundred bucks off of you.
我跟波莉打赌你会跟那记者说漏嘴 I bet Polly you'd spill the beans to that reporter.
这违反了我们所代表的一切 That goes against everything that we stand for.
噢 拜托 你为了个有奶子的记者就出卖了我们! Oh, please! You've ratted us out to some reporter with tits!
华丽的奶子 Glorious tits.
你们就想着来设个赌局测试我是不是合格? Only after you created a betting pool testing my incompetence?
你知不知道我在适度委员会收到了什么惩罚? Do you have any idea the beating I'm taking at Moderation?
我肯定你们两个都受到很严格的审查 Well, look, I'm sure both of you are under a lot of scrutiny.
你知道么 你可以不用说两个了 You know what? You can stop using the plural.
SAFETY的人竟然喜欢"死亡商人"这名称 The guys at Safety actually liked the name "Merchants of Death."
他们要去做一些标签贴在汽车挡板上 They're gonna have some bumper stickers made up.
我确保你会得到一个的 I'll make sure you get one.
谢谢 Thank you.
很恶心 That is disgusting.
美国式 It's American.
我能咬一口吗? Can I have a bite?
恩 Mmm.
那我想这意味着 So I guess this means
你不会出席菲利斯蒂儿的附属委员会了 you won't be appearing at Finistirre's subcommittee.
我有点期待 Hmm. I was kind of looking forward to it, too.
(指的是电影《史密斯先生到华盛顿》其刚正不阿的年轻参议员) 这有点像吉米·斯图尔特那样子 It's kind of cool in a Jimmy Stewart sort of way.
(向伊朗非法出售武器后经听证会严审的美国军官) 更像奥利·诺斯那样子 More like an Ollie North sort of way.
菲利斯蒂儿会在国会上 Finistirre would have torn you a new asshole
让你出丑 准是这样的 in a House of Parliament, no less.
我可以打败他 I could have taken him.
- 是么 - 是吗? 你要说些什么? - Yeah. - Oh, yeah? What would you have said?
我不知道 I don't know.
我只是喜欢让他感到不可估量的痛苦 I'd just like him to feel immeasurable pain,
羞耻 humiliation.
好 对 那可能有点困难 Yeah, well, that would be kind of tough.
我是说 他已经是个参议员了 I mean, he's already a Senator.
我是说 就算你想 那你要怎么回去呢 I mean, how would you get back in even if you wanted to?
你不会喜欢这个的 You're not gonna like this.
你好 十分感谢你们的到来 Hello. Thanks very much for coming.
首先 我想对所有 First of all, I'd like to say a few words
最近被报纸报导 to all the people who are mentioned
所提及到的人说一些话 in the recent newspaper article.
请放心吧 Please take comfort in knowing
我不还你们清白就誓不罢休 that I will not rest until your names are cleared.
这次经历给我上了一堂重要的课 This experience has taught me an important lesson-
跟报社的成员发生性关系 having sexual affairs with members of the press
就是不忠实 is just unfair.
不是对自己不忠实 提醒你们 It's not unfair to me, mind you,
而是对我生活中的所有人 他们仅错在认识了我 but to all the people in my life whose only crime is knowing me.
是你们的名声受损 不是我的 It was your names, not mine, that suffered
就因跟一个勾引男人的茶褐色头发的年轻华盛顿女记者 from a meaningless affair with a seductress
发生毫无意义的性关系 in the form of a young brunette Washington reporter
她的名字我不会提 whose name I won't mention
因为我有尊严 because I have dignity.
内勒先生! Mr. Naylor!
你还打算去出席 Are you still planning on testifying
明天小组委员会关于烟草的听证会吗? at tomorrow's subcommittee hearing on tobacco?
我很高兴你问了这个问题 I'm glad you asked that question.
由于我不参与明天的听取会 而受到了很广泛的指责 There have been wide accusations of me dropping out of tomorrow's hearing.
让你们都知道 Let it be known
除非菲利斯蒂尔议员收回对我去发言... that unless Senator Finistirre has withdrawn my invitation
- 的邀请 我计划... - 这叫做传讯 - to speak, it is my plan - It's called a subpoena.
明天去国会分享我关于 To be in Congress tomorrow to share my knowledge
大烟草公司和所有喜爱它产品的人的知识 of big tobacco and all those who enjoy its products.
非常感谢 我们明天见 Thank you very much. I'll see you tomorrow.
(时间表-烟草小组委员会 国会听证议程)
(尼克·內勒)
(奥多兰·菲利斯蒂尔 佛蒙特州)
还觉得自己像吉米·斯图尔特吗? Still feel likeJimmy Stewart?
很好 Good.
你们不妨先进去 Why don't you all go ahead?
这有一会儿呢 This could be a while.
(美国参议院) 请大家 哦...请大家就座 If we could, um... if we could take our seats, please.
先生们 女士们 Gentlemen, ladies.
我要求大家遵守会议的秩序 If I may call this meeting to order.
我们尽量让发言简短和明了 We'll do everything we can to keep things brief and concise
那样我们就可以准时离开 so that we can all get out of here on time.
这骷髅代表一样东西 The skull and crossbones means one thing:
有毒 Poison.
(梅森巴克博士) 因此 这信息非常清楚 Thus, the message is quite clear.
就象其他产品上面的商标一样 Like any other product that carries the branding,
如果你吸了 你就会死 if you take it, you will die.
是的 但这不是过火了吗? Yes, but isn't this overkill?
为什么不像我们现在这样 就只用文字 Why don't we just use words, as we currently do?
来形容吸烟的危害性 Something that describes the dangers of cigarette smoking.
因为美国公众不再会留意 Well, the American public is not affected
那些报头文字 by masthead anymore.
他们需要图像 They need images.
我们做了消费者的反应调查 We've done studies which show that consumers react
达到80%的人更喜欢图象而不是文字 up to 80% more to imagery rather than words.
数据在这里 The stats are there.
很遗憾 It's just sad
烟草研究学院没能早一点 that the Academy ofTobacco Studies did not release
发表这一类信息 this type of information earlier.
你说烟草研究学院 When you say the Academy ofTobacco Studies,
你是指... you're referring to...
是的 Yes.
联合会 To the coalition...
是的 联合会 Yes, the coalition.
大...大烟草公司 The big... big tobacco...
那是由谁代表... ...that is represented by...
由俄... By, um...
而且具体是... And specifically
内... Mr...
俄... Um...
尼克俄...内勒先生 Mr., uh, Nick Naylor.
尼克·内勒? Nick Naylor?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
现在使用 The current use
(赫拉先生) 文字而不是图象 of words instead of imagery
明显地跟美国说非英语的人 is an obvious move against the non-English-speaking population
有冲突 of the United States.
骷髅图案 The skull and crossbones
比任何语言都要来得深刻 speak loudly in all languages.
如果不使用的话 人们会说 By not using it, they're saying
他们想那些不会英语的人去死 they want those who can't read English to die.
(此处先生是西班牙语) 恩 赫拉先生 Hmm. Senor Herrera,
你能阐明"他们"是谁吗? could you clarify "they"?
让大家知道 Let it be known,
公然攻击还没有过时 the public beating has not gone out of style.
尼克·内勒 请上前 Nick Naylor, please step forward.
你去坐他那边 You go sit with him.
请说出你的名字 住址 和当前的职业 Please state your name, address and current occupation.
我叫尼克·内勒 My name is Nick Naylor.
我住在马萨诸塞大街6000号 I live at 6000 Massachusetts Avenue
我现在没有职业 and I am currently unemployed,
但我最近是烟草研究学院的 but until recently, I was the vice president
副总裁 of the Academy ofTobacco Studies.
内勒先生 Mr. Naylor,
身为烟草研究学院副总裁 as vice president of the Academy of Tobacco Studies,
对你有什么要求呢? what was required of you?
你做什么? What did you do?
(内勒先生) 我会把所有的关于烟草影响的 I informed the public of all the research performed
调查和研究报告给公众 in the investigation on the effects of tobacco.
恩 那... Mm-hmm, and what,
目前为止 学院对这个研究 so far, has the Academy concluded
作出什么结论了吗? in their investigation into the effects of tobacco?
恩 很多 实际上 Well, many things, actually.
那 前几天他们就提出了证据 Why, just the other day they uncovered evidence
(老年痴呆症) 证明抽烟可以抵消帕金森氏症 that smoking can offset Parkinson's disease.
我肯定健康团体 I'm sure the health community
一定很震惊 is thrilled.
内勒先生 谁向烟草研究学院 Mr. Naylor, who provides the financial backing
提供财政支持 for the Academy ofTobacco Studies?
呃...烟草联合企业 Uh... Conglomerated Tobacco.
那是香烟公司 That's the cigarette companies.
在很大程度上 是的 For the most part, yes.
你认为... Do you think that...
这对他们的优先权产生影响吗? might affect their priorities?
不会 就像我确定... No, just as I'm sure
竞选活动贡献不会影响你的(优先权) campaign contributions don't affect yours.
参议员们 内勒先生不是来这里作证 Senators, Mr. Naylor is not here to testify on the goings-on
烟草研究学院发生的事情 of the Academy ofTobacco Studies.
我们只是在调查 We're here to examine the possibility
在香烟上贴警告标签的可能性 of a warning logo on cigarettes.
好了 内勒先生 Now, Mr. Naylor,
我非常规地问你个问题 I have to ask you, out of formality,
你相信吸烟时间长了 do you believe that smoking cigarettes, over time,
会导致肺癌和其他呼吸疾病 can lead to lung cancer and other respiratory conditions
比如说肺气肿吗? such as emphysema?
是的 Yes.
事实上 我认为你很难 In fact, I think you'd be hard-pressed
找到一个完全相信 to find someone who really believes
香烟没有任何潜在危害的人 that cigarettes are not potentially harmful.
我说 在场的人有没有认为香烟没有危害的 I mean, show of hands, who out here thinks
- 请举手 - 内勒先生 - that cigarettes aren't dangerous... - Mr. Naylor.
这儿不需要搞舞台效果 There's no need for theatrics.
先生 我只是觉得不需要用一个标签 Sir, I just don't see the point in a warning label
去警告人们他们已经知道的事 for something people already know.
这个警告符号 The warning symbol
是个提醒 提醒人们吸烟的危害 is a reminder, a reminder of the dangers of smoking cigarettes.
那么 如果我们想要提醒人们危险性的话 Well, if we want to remind people of danger,
为什么不把骷髅标签 why don't we slap a skull and crossbones
贴在所有的波音飞机上呢 on all Boeing airplanes,
(罗斯维治先生 华盛顿州 波音公司的成立地) 罗议员? Senator Lothridge?
(杜皮先生 密歇根州 福特汽车公司总部在地) 和所有的福特车上呢 杜议员? And all Fords, Senator Dupree?
因为这很荒谬 That is ridiculous.
飞机失事跟汽车意外的死亡数字 The death toll from airline and automobile accidents
连香烟的冰山一角够不上 doesn't even skim the surface of cigarettes.
它们甚至都不配去被比较 They don't even compare.
噢 这是来称佛蒙特州为家的议员 Oh, this from a senator who calls Vermont home.
我不明白 内勒先生 I don't follow you, Mr. Naylor.
好 真正 Well, the real
(胆固醇过量会造成动脉硬化及心脏病) 权威的数据表明 美国的头号杀手是胆固醇 demonstrated number one killer in America is cholesterol,
这就来了菲利斯蒂尔参议员 and here comes Senator Finistirre,
他的好州 我很遗憾地说 whose fine state is, I regret to say,
用它的佛蒙特切达干酪阻塞着整个国家民族的动脉 clogging the nation's arteries with Vermont cheddar cheese.
如果我们想谈论数字 那来谈谈数百万 If we want to talk numbers, how about the millions of people
死于心脏病的人 dying of heart attacks.
或者佛蒙特切达干酪 Perhaps Vermont cheddar
应该贴上骷髅标志 should come with a skull and crossbones.
这根本就是无... That is lud...
伟大的佛蒙特州 The great state of Vermont
不会为它的干酪道歉 will not apologize for its cheese.
内勒先生 Mr. Naylor,
我们这里是讨论香烟 we are here to discuss cigarettes.
不是飞机 不是车 香烟 Not planes, not cars- cigarettes.
现在 就我们之前讨论过的 这些警告标签 Now, as we discussed earlier, these warning labels
不是为已经知道的人而设 而是为不知道的人而设的 are not for those who know, but rather for those who don't know.
那孩子们呢? What about the children?
先生们... Gentlemen...
这叫做教育 it's called education.
这不是来自一个香烟盒 It doesn't come off the side of a cigarette carton.
是来自于我们的老师 It comes from our teachers,
更重要的是我们的父母 and more importantly, our parents.
这是每位父母的工作 It is the job of every parent
去警告孩子们世界上所有有危害的东西 to warn their children of all the dangers of the world,
包括香烟 因此当有一天他们长大的时候 including cigarettes, so that one day, when they get older,
他们自己会懂得去选择 they can choose for themselves.
我看着我的...儿子 I look at my... son
他... who...
他今天能体贴地跟我一起来 was kind enough to come with me today,
我忍不住去想 and I can't help but think
我要为他的成长和 that I am responsible for his growth
今后的发展负责 and his development.
我对此感到很自豪 And I'm proud of that.
好 你这样说 Well, having said that,
你会原谅他吸烟吗? would you condone him smoking?
当然不 他还没满18岁 Well, of course not. He's not 18.
这是不合法的 That would be illegal.
(美国电视新闻节目) 是的 我听你上"20/20"时上这么说过的 Yes, l-I heard you deliver that line on 20-20,
但是请别拐弯抹角了 but enough dancing.
那当他满18岁时你会怎么做呢? What are you going to do when he turns 18?
说吧 内勒先生 Come on, Mr. Naylor.
在他18岁生日上你会跟他分享香烟吗? On his 18th birthday, will you share a cigarette with him?
你们会有一个美好的下午 Will you spend a lovely afternoon,
就像你们那些荒谬的香烟广告一样吗? like one of your ludicrous cigarette advertisements?
你看来有很多话要说 You seem to have a lot to say
关于应该怎样抚养我们的孩子 about how we should raise our children.
那你自己的呢? What of your own?
你会怎样做 What are you going to do
当他满18岁时? when he turns 18?
如果他真的想要一根烟 我会买给他第一包的 If he really wants a cigarette, I'll buy him his first pack.
谢谢你说的证词 内勒先生 你可以回去了 Thank you for your testimony, Mr. Naylor. You're excused.
我在外面等你 好吗? I'll meet you outside, okay?
棒极了 Great.
做得好 孩子 Well done, my boy.
你刚才跟我在同一个房间里吗? Were you in the same room as me?
关键是个人选择的问题? The whole personal choice thing?
他们可是输得狗吃屎啊 They ate that shit up.
看看他们被抽了多少次 Just checked the whip count.
就知道这法案肯定没戏了 That bill is going down in flames.
你的演讲非正统 但你成功了 孩子 Your speech was unorthodox, but you did it, boy.
你击败了那混蛋 You crushed the fucker.
那对你们是一个好消息 That's good news for you guys.
哦 哇 哇 Oh. Whoa, whoa.
我们还是在一条船上 对吗? We're still a team, right?
那风险控制怎么办? What about damage control?
瞧 尼克 Look, Nick.
温斯顿-赛伦愿意付出一切 Winston-Salem is ready to do whatever it takes
来让你留在船上 to keep you onboard.
尼克 你会继续为香烟斗争吗? Nick, will you continue fighting for cigarettes?
他当然会 Of course he will.
这人可是我们的将军 This man here is our general.
我们不会让他退休的 We're not just gonna let him retire.
真的吗 尼克? Is that correct, Nick?
你会忠于烟草行业? You're sticking with tobacco?
现在 我知道你大概在想什么 Now, I know what you're probably thinking.
这对我来说是个多么好的机会 What a great opportunity for me
去教乔伊怎样利用水涨船高原理对付 to teach Joey how to use leverage against
一个很会害人的老板 a backstabbing boss.
但我说到责任时是认真的 But I actually meant what I said about responsibility.
有些事情就是比 Some things arejust more important
还债更重要 than paying a mortgage.
所以我做了一件力所能及的 唯一负责任的事 So I did the only responsible thing I could.
我拒绝了那份工作 I turned down thejob.
而这的时机再好不过了 And my timing couldn't have been better.
几个月之内香烟公司 Within a few months, the cigarette companies
以2460亿美元平息了 settled with the American smoker
美国烟民 to the tune of $246 billion.
而烟草研究学会 And the Academy of Tobacco Studies
被永久拆除了 was permanently dismantled.
这几十年来 For the first time in decades,
BR第一次发现他失业了 BRfound himself out of work.
除此之外 没有什么大变化 Otherwise, not much has changed.
MOD小组依然每个星期都聚会 The MOD squad still meets every week.
很好 Nice.
我们甚至还增加了些新成员 We even added a few new members.
我可以向你学习 鲍比 The things I could learn from you, BobbyJay.
对 Right.
留下来 留下来 Stick around. Stick around.
(好莱坞的疑惑) 菲议员还为他的事业奋斗 Senator Finistirre is still fighting for his causes.
你怎么看人们声称 What do you say to the people who claim
你在破坏经典电影 you are destroying cinema classics?
不 我们做的 Mmm, no. All we're doing
只是用数码科技 is using digital technology
来去掉香烟 to tastefully update movies of the past...
高雅地更新老电影 by removing cigarettes.
我相信如果这些明星现在还在世的话 I believe that if these stars were alive today,
他们也会赞成我们所做的是正确的 they would agree that we're doing the right thing.
但 实质上 你不是在改变历史吗? But, in essence, aren't you changing history?
不 我想我们是在改进历史 No, I think we're improving history.
(风暴警戒 南佛罗里达州 现场直播) 甚至希瑟也还在做记者 Even Heather is still reporting.
整个城镇居民已被疏散 The whole town has been evacuated.
他们称之为世纪风暴 They're calling this the storm of the century.
没有什么大变化 Not much changes at all.
(雾谷:华盛顿的一个区) 今年度雾谷区辩论会冠军是 And this year's Foggy Bottom Debating Society Champion is...
乔伊·内勒 Joey Naylor.
- 耶! - 耶! - Yay! - Yay!
乔伊! Joey!
乔伊 乔伊! Joey, Joey!
这才是我儿子 That's my boy.
举起来 举起来 Hold it up. Hold it up.
(内勒战略关系处) 至于我? And me?
像我这样的人还是有用武之地的 Well, there's still a place for guys like me.
好了 坦白地对我说 So, be straight with me.
这是真的吗? Is it true?
- 可能 - 少来 - It could be. - Come on.
我们知道一点点个案 We know of very few cases.
完全没有科学证明 There's no scientific proof at all.
只是一个不幸的意外发生在爱菏华洲... There was an unfortunate incident out in Iowa...
情况很复杂 It's really a complicated situation.
先生们 Gentlemen,
在镜子前练习这段话 practice these words in front of the mirror.
"虽然我们不断考察研究对象 "Although we are constantly exploring the subject,
"当前 没有任何直接的证据 "currently, there is no direct evidence
"证明使用手机 "that links cell phone usage
会导致脑癌" to brain cancer."
迈克尔·乔丹打篮球 Michael Jordan plays ball.
(美国声名狼藉杀人犯) 查里斯·曼森杀人 Charles Manson kills people.
我说话 I talk.
每个人都有个才能 Everyone has a talent.
有些人说我一事无成
其他人说我一无是处
但我天生就是一个到处旅行的人
做着自己认为该做的事 o-yeah
做着自己认为该做的事
我才不在乎那些绿花花的钞票
我有多快就花多快
悲歌一曲 吉他一把
才是我唯一明白的东西 可怜的孩子
才是我唯一明白的东西
当我是个孩子时
妈妈说 嘿儿子
出去旅行吧 并长大成人
去唱所有该被唱的 可怜的孩子
去唱所有该被唱的
我才不在乎那些绿花花的钞票
我有多快就花多快
悲歌一曲 吉他一把
才是我唯一明白的东西 可怜的孩子
才是我唯一明白的东西
现在我已长大成人
我已云游四方
我学到白兰地一瓶 歌曲一首
才是人唯一在乎的东西 可怜的孩子
才是人唯一在乎的东西
我才不在乎那些绿花花的钞票
我有多快就花多快
悲歌一曲 吉他一把
才是我唯一明白的东西 可怜的孩子
才是我唯一明白的东西
有些人说我一事无成
其他人说我一无是处
但我天生就是一个到处旅行的人
做着自己认为该做的事 o-yeah
做着自己认为该做的事
我才不在乎那些绿花花的钞票
我有多快就花多快
悲歌一曲 吉他一把
才是我唯一明白的东西 可怜的孩子
才是我唯一明白的东西
才是我唯一明白的东西 可怜的孩子
才是我唯一明白的东西